Who would you rather have on your team Bizarro or Batman and why
Batman has smarts, fighting skills, gadgets, detective skills, & money. Bizarro has superman level powers but is dumb as a bag of hammers. Who would you pick.
Batman, by far. If it was a choice between Bats and Supes though it'd be Clark all day.
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Bizarro is basically a mentally challenged Superman. WTF can Batman bring to the tablet that a planet busting flying brick couldn't do?
Nuke about to go off over a major city? Send in Bizarro.
Sailors entombed in a crippled submarine 20000 leagues under the sea? Send Bizarro.
Terrorists army threatening to take over a country? Send in Bizarro.
People trapped in a collapsing skyscraper? Send in Bizarro.
Astronauts stranded and in need of help aboard a space station? Send in Bizarro.
Alien armada barreling toward the Earth? Send in Bizarro.
I can go on.
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..even the outer hells are indifferent matters for they bow only to potent and archaic Nodens.
And in return, you have to tell him what to do 24/7. YOU have to monitor the news 24/7, sitting by the TV/Internet and dispatching him. IOW, you're nothing more than a glorified PA. And there's a very high chance he misunderstands you because you have to speak in retard speak, and he ends up eating the astronauts or something.
That's IF you want to play the hero route.
If you want to go the villain route, again, you have to give the commands. Think a retard version of the Thunderbolt. Sure, there's a good chance he goes into auto protect mode, and saves you without you needing to tell him to - but any deviations in the plan would require fresh instructions, or he'd phuck everything up.
Bizarro, don't go and rob that bank is one such command. And if he encounters resistance? What does he do? He'd prob murder use his freeze vision and freeze everyone. Congrats, you're now a mass murderer instead of just a bank thief.
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