Pre DcNu Batman (post Crisis) is fighting with morals off (is willing to kill and maim) and equipped with a single adamantium-like katana sword, along with his standard equipment. The sword weighs 3lb but is as durable as primary adamantium and is as sharp as Wolverine's adamantium claws. He is fighting Gamora. Gamora gets no weapons and fights barehanded.
Standard battle distance and battlefield.
Who wins and why?
Bonus fight?
DcNu Batman against Gamora with the same stips as above but he has 2 swords instead of 1.
Exactly. Not sure what's so hard to understand about Gamora being too strong, and fast for a peak human? She'd do the same thing to Captain America. The sword/s only give her the opportunity to kick him in the belly, and dislodge them from his hands. She would then dice him up, if he happens to still be awake from the mule kick.
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Last edited by Stoic on Dec 18th, 2014 at 01:27 AM
Translation of the Bat-fanboy argument: Batman can win as long as he acts massively OOC and Gamora just stands there and lets him attack.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
I know right. An assassin that did thorough research on Gamora shot her in the back with a disruptor when she wasn't expecting it, and she got right back up. The gun was supposed to take all of the fight out of her. Gamora is just better than Batman, and it's not as if she won't see him reaching for items in his utility belt either. Batman gets away with a lot of crap in the comics, but their comics. h1a8 knows that he has no chance, which is why he's sending her in to fight without her standard gear.
What if I told you that Batman could lose a fight to Gamora and still be a great comic book character? What if I told you that losing to her doesn't detract or steal away from anything that makes him great.
It is also why he only applied the bloodlust to Batman, what he doesn't seem to realize is that Gamora has no rule against killing, especially when the person is actively trying to kill her.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
LoM is too busy playing with his Batman dolls, you'll have to forgive him.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.