You can activate/deactivate any one of these powers at will, but the power you select comes with a price for as long as you keep it active.
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE...
1.) Superman's powers, but experience severe abdominal cramps + the constant urge to have explosive diarrhea.
2.) Hal Jordan's ring/GL know-how, but feel feverish and extremely nauseated.
3.) Hulk's strength/stats, but you are constantly urinating on yourself /w/ the feeling that you are passing large kidney stones.
4.) Doom's intelligence/resources, but are having a perpetual orgasm.
5.) Flash's speed, but feel like sticks are being shoved up your fingernails.
6.) Lobo's stats/immortality, but feel as though your genitals are constantly being bitten by dozens of Bullet Ants.
Again, you will experience these 'cons' non-stop for as long as your power is activated. And to be extra clear: You WILL experience these cons to their FULL EXTENT. No exceptions!
For example, Hulk's rage/madness would not diminish the pain you experience, etc.
What would you choose?
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"I am tired of Earth. These people.
I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."
Worst thing about the Doom Choice is that you will always have that set of Metal Underpants on all the time so you won't be able to actually touch yourself.
So all the choices suck to be honest.
__________________ Banned 30 days for the Crime of "ETC"... and when I "ETC" I do it HARD!!!
Superman...depends on whether the "urge" to have explosive diarrhea is just an urge or also an act
GL - This is solid. Fever isn't the end of the world in brief spurts, and nausea can be fixed with excessive pot
Doom - I think people are underestimating this one. The orgasm is debilitating, and you'd have to be rocking it for a long time because unlike some others intelligence/resources for 2 minutes wouldn't often get you very far
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"And then there was nothing. A once broken something now void.
And on the first day, Doom spoke... 'Be.'
And then there was life."
Eh. It could be worse. Gal could have put in a Negan coice where you have a constant erection but your dick is wrapped in barbwire and you have an insane urge to whop people over the head with it at all times.
__________________ Banned 30 days for the Crime of "ETC"... and when I "ETC" I do it HARD!!!
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Would You Rather... Superpower Edition!!
Dec 2nd, 2016 06:18 PM
I agree. Feeling the constant urge to cum without being able to relieve it.... F*cking pure torture.
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