I know nothing about the fat dude... He may very well win.
That said, even as a child(before being injected with the Talon serum that massively amped his physical stats), Felix was capable of lifting/holding the full weight of a locomotive: https://i.imgur.com/Hv67wKq.jpg
He also stomped the living shit out of the hyper-amped Calvin Rose(with all his gear) easily: https://imgur.com/a/hozi8
And after being blown into several pieces/decapitated, Felix STILL wasn't dead and actually began healing... He has to be kept in an absolute zero prison indefinitely to prevent his return: https://i.imgur.com/b4JfXVh.jpg https://i.imgur.com/4ZGa7WL.jpg
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Fatty's pretty awesome. I'd highly recommed his Immortal Weapon story.
Anyways, he's most famous for tearing up Iron Fist. This includes literally tanking charged punch's, where stopping speeding locomotives is kind of a bare minimum feat (And was done as far back as the 1970's/80's, in the black and white Deadly Hands of Kung Fu.) The high end is punching out helicarriers, while the mid range is one shotting Cage or just about anyone below Hulks level..
If that doesn't convince, he also survived being torn limb from limb by a giant many headed Hydra, that makes Danny's dragon look rather unimpressive. Legs, arms, nothing was left but his torso.
It all grew back.
Then he got ripped apart again, year after year after year. Until he finally won.
And the reason he won: He beat an endless horde of very highly skilled martial artists, trying to kill him. Easily number among ALL the Talon. At once. For days.
Likely as powerful, too, since [SPOILER - highlight to read]: They were his abandoned children, from all the one night stands he had over the centuries.
Ah, that's in spoilers in case you want to read Immortal Weapons.. His story of having his forgotten history dug into by a book writer is pretty offbeat and hillarious, and that is just one example from it.
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Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.
If you use the most broad definition of wanking, I guess?.
The writers themselves are the wankers.. Bendis and Priest wrote him chopping down helicarriers and ripping up Black Panthers suit, not I.
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They used to call Felix the Gotham 'Ripper' centuries ago, but I guess it sounded a bit too rapey so the Court of Owls switched to calling him 'Butcher' when he was reanimated.
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But I disagree about it being easy. Iron Fist alone could probably solo an army of Talons, at least post upgrades.
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