Old King Thanos killed the following beings :
The Living Tribunal
Infinity
Galactus
Mistress Love
Sire Hate
Master Order
Lord Chaos
A host of Celestials
In his defense, Al Ewing ruined him and probably shouldn't be left unchained with all powerful beings.
Ultimates started decent and then went off the ****ing rails.
It's possible the Beyonder loss permanently split Living Tribunal. It's actually a pretty easy way to explain it too.
But did you see Starlin's take? Apparently there's a LT for each universe/multiverse and their power levels differ. Warlock LT said the Beyonders would have had a bad time if they tried that sh|t with him : (please log in to view the image)(please log in to view the image)
Which happened after the Beyonders. And LT's next appearance was getting his head Ewinged off, iirc.
An easy explanation is having Spider-Man have a cameo in any comic and say LT is only so shitty because he got split from his Beyonder fight. And then Spider-Man never appears again in that series.
Thanos is scared of black people. It's why the only punch he threw in the Bendis fight was a lashing out at War Machine. A dog cornered is the most dangerous
Thanos kills everything in existence. The only weapon he chooses to wield against his ultimate enemy is an Asgardian artifact. Who is his greatest enemy and beating the shit out of him, another Thanos and a Ghost Rider? The Silver Surfer wielding Thor's hammer (Mjolnir - Penis = OP).
It's a fanfic both designed to kill Quanchi from constant orgasms and piss in Abhil's curry flakes.
I like how no one is even bothering mentioning he one-shot killed the Hulk. Is that not significant anymore? It's the Hulk.
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Last edited by Rage.Of.Olympus on Mar 1st, 2018 at 04:04 AM
You'd be surprised at how few people like Punisher, Ghost Rider, Thanos, Silver Surfer, Fallen One, and Thor.
Needless to say that one guy is having fun reading this story.
I'm both upset and happy that he never fought Sentry on panel since the Sentry boys were looking for feats. Upset because he didn't kill Sentry on panel. And happy because I knew Sentry wasn't getting shit. Hulk was just the dripping creampie on the bed.
For you this is a win-win. For the first time ever, Surfer is coming at Thanos for once. And he's doing it against the most-powerful version ever. Curious how this ends.
The underlining theme of Aaron's run is that Thor is the greatest God ever and he always wins. Even if Thor is a woman. The theme here is that Thanos, wins. Always. We know he has to be the last one standing but he is after all a villain....
I want the Sentry to come out of nowhere and rip Thanos in half. I wouldn't even be mad. It would be awesome. People like Abhilegend would hop on that bandwagon faster than Carver on a two-baht lady-boy in Bangkok.
Thanos raped all of Marvel. Your ability to make anyone you dislike seem weak is impressive. You could legit put it on your resume when you apply at the Kwik-E-Mart.
In the previous issue, he neither sees Surfer with Mjolnir nor sees Surfer at all. You said the he is shitting in his pants seeing Surfer with Mjolnir. Where is this shown? How is weilding a weapon to combat a foe “shitting in his pants”?