Jesus Christ....Religious Icon...Comic book Character??....SEX SYMBOL????

The Evolution is Jesus Christ is infact an interesting one.

First he is the symbol of Christianity. In all aspects positive and negative, Jesus has played the role as Savior, an end to suffering. He has also played the possibly unwilling role of executioner.

I don't think I need to go into all the religious detail about his status as a long time religious and moral icon. You guys know all that already.

But did you know he is a LOT more than that ??????

He is currently a Comic book character. I forget what the comic book is called, but it seems like total religious propaganda and BS. Jesus is shown defeating Hercules and many of the All power Greek Pantheon of Gods, not too shortly after his execution. He is shown to be in a final confrontation with Zeus, and beats him pretty easily.

In this waste of a comic book Jesus is shown as some sort of super hero, some sort of powerhouse, some sort of "avenger".Not to mention he's depicted as VERY buff and sweaty and pumped up for a guy who's just been crucified.

Which brings me to my next point.....NOW HE's A SEX SYMBOL ???

COME ON......!!!!!!!

First they hire a really hott actor to play Jesus in "Passion of the Christ" with his gorgeous face, blue eyes, and nicely built body. Then they depict him in comic books with a HELL of a killer form. Then I look at a Bible filled with illustrations that show Jesus Christ arising from the water after his cousin John baptized him. Only Jesus is nude, muscular, tan, blue eyed, dark haired, wet (oily looking), and sexyyy as hell.
BOINGGGGGGGGGG went my elephants' trunk!

AND NOW THEY GOT CALENDERS OF JESUS IN REVEALING POSES???????

GIVE ME A #$!@#$ BREAK !!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't the Lord stay in one genre? Why does he have to expand to the world of comic book fiction, and then to the world of sex appeal ?Is the process of conversion dropping at SUCH a low rate that this kind of propaganda HAS to be used?

I'll be sure to post scans of eveything I am talking abotu soon, cuz i SWEAR i am NOT making this up.

Thoughts? Comments?

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I think you should go buy yourself a little Jesus statue.......you know you want to.......

That comic where he tears the Greek Pantheon a new one is hilarious.

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Originally posted by DigiMark007
That comic where he tears the Greek Pantheon a new one is hilarious.

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OMG Digimark

THANK YOU !!!

WHy didn't Shakya give you the nut? 😐

There's a baby jesus butt plug ....now that's cool....there are not many 2000 year old carpenters that can say they have a butt plug shaped after them....

We even have a sweet thread about it ...look at it.....look at it

Everyone wants to feel Jesus inside of them.

oh man i can't believe you think Jesus is a sex symbol he never layed his hand on a womens to have sex with her i mean u believe the DA vinci code or your religion but don't post badly about other religions

You don't know that Jesus never had sex.

Originally posted by Lugia's_Trainer
oh man i can't believe you think Jesus is a sex symbol he never layed his hand on a womens to have sex with her i mean u believe the DA vinci code or your religion but don't post badly about other religions

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Buddha is jealous of Jesus sudden fame....😛

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Buddha is jealous of Jesus sudden fame....😛

I don't think so. 😆 That would require an attachment to fame. 😛

I've always picture Buddha doing ads for the Hair club for men. goof

Buddha eats too much.........He's a little round......can rub his tummy though and make a wish....... 😉

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I don't think so. 😆 That would require an attachment to fame. 😛

Nope but he was attached to food!

Originally posted by debbiejo
Buddha eats too much.........He's a little round......can rub his tummy though and make a wish....... 😉

I don't think the original Buddha was fat. The image of a fat Buddha was to convey that his teachings will make you prosperous.

You keep saying that.......... 😛

But how do we know????

JESUS CHRIST international man of mystery
JESUS CHRIST the apostle who shagged me
the talented mr jesus
disney's jesus and stitch
2007 male model of the year award goes to jesus
7 pm on cartoon network, the grim adventures of jesus and mary
jesus's angels starring cameron diaz, drew barrywhore and gabrielle.
jesus makes a cameo appearance in the powerpuff girls emphasizing the importance of dying a virgin
jesus's new clothing line, heaven's haven has put every designer label down{possible talks of a merger with nike and dolce and gabanna}
christ survived a roundhouse kick from chuck norris
jesus and silent bob strike back
jesus to play the part of bilbo in the hobbit
jesus on jay lennon
jesus, possibly the next AMERICAN IDOL! {and one that simon actually LIKES}
jesus on dental hygene and fitness in his new health video

{im working on it}

Whats next for Jesus? Porn stardom? Daytime talk show host? Infomercials?