Are Angels Gay or Straight ?

Are Angels Gay or Straight ? Are they only male, or are there some female angels ? Do they have sex ? If not, then why have a gender ?

Let's say Angels are all male, because I do not recall the Bible mentioning a female angel....if they are all male, why is that ?

Are they asexual ? Do they lack any kind of sexual orientation? They can't be straight if they don't have sexual attraction to females of any kind...angel or human.

I dunno, this is confusing...

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All angels are male.

And I wouldn't be surprised if they're a bunch of fairies.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
All angels are male.

And I wouldn't be surprised if they're a bunch of fairies.

SEE ! THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING !

Those FLYING F*AGS !

Angels are eunichs. Doesn't matter if they're gay or straight.

Okay, seriously Urizen. You just know you're gonna get a bunch of Bible crap thrown in your face, why make a thread like this?

Well, if you believe in Angels and the Bible it would reason that Angels are not gay since they were created by God and are God's servants. I also believe there are a few stories of Angels having sex with mortal women and producing half-Angels (I forget the technical name).

Personally, I think whom ever wrote Angels into the Bible was a homo; come-on now, who else but a gay guy would write about winged men flying around in loin clothes. Just my opinion.

According to the Bible, angels are neither male nor female.....

Jesus said to them: Is not this why you are mistaken, your not knowing either the Scriptures or the power of God?
25 For when they rise (anisthmi) out of [the] dead [ones] (nekroV), neither do they marry (gamew) nor are they given in marriage (gamizw), but are as angels in the heavens (Mark 12).

Furthermore female Christians eventually become sons of God, not daughters of God.

9 Happy are the peacemakers since they will be called 'sons of God' (Matthew 5).
26 You are all, in fact, sons of God through your faith in Christ Jesus (Galatians 3).

So women are to become male sons of God? Surely only confused mankind goes in for gender re-assignment surgery?

Originally posted by debbiejo
According to the Bible, angels are neither male nor female.....

Jesus said to them: Is not this why you are mistaken, your not knowing either the Scriptures or the power of God?
25 For when they rise (anisthmi) out of [the] dead [ones] (nekroV), neither do they marry (gamew) nor are they given in marriage (gamizw), but are as angels in the heavens (Mark 12).

Originally posted by debbiejo
According to the Bible, angels are neither male nor female.....

Jesus said to them: Is not this why you are mistaken, your not knowing either the Scriptures or the power of God?
25 For when they rise (anisthmi) out of [the] dead [ones] (nekroV), neither do they marry (gamew) nor are they given in marriage (gamizw), but are as angels in the heavens (Mark 12).

Furthermore female Christians eventually become sons of God, not daughters of God.

9 Happy are the peacemakers since they will be called 'sons of God' (Matthew 5).
26 You are all, in fact, sons of God through your faith in Christ Jesus (Galatians 3).

[B]So women are to become male sons of God? Surely only confused mankind goes in for gender re-assignment surgery? [/B]

Why would angels need to be a sex? they do not multiply as it is said in the bible neither will we...........yet, I believe spirit beings can take on many shapes.....

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Angels are eunichs. Doesn't matter if they're gay or straight.

Spiritual beings have not sex nor do they have shape.

Ohhhhhhh sad for them, they don't have sex.........crybaby

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Are Angels Gay or Straight ? Are they only male, or are there some female angels ? Do they have sex ? If not, then why have a gender ?

Let's say Angels are all male, because I do not recall the Bible mentioning a female angel....if they are all male, why is that ?

Are they asexual ? Do they lack any kind of sexual orientation? They can't be straight if they don't have sexual attraction to females of any kind...angel or human.

I dunno, this is confusing...

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Originally posted by FeceMan
Stop. Posting. Now.

MAKE ME droolio

I do think it's interesting though...The Bible has a lot of loopholes...I'd like to sort them out one by one....

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
The Bible has a lot of loopholes...I'd like to sort them out one by one....

Then I sure hope you have a lot of time on your hands.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
MAKE ME droolio

I do think it's interesting though...The Bible has a lot of loopholes...I'd like to sort them out one by one....

And though that metaphor makes little sense, I shall clarify by saying that they manage to be idiotic and the topic of any number of pointless threads.

Originally posted by Quiero Pene
Then I sure hope you have a lot of time on your hands.

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Originally posted by Fecesman
Your loopholes are like squashed peas in a container.

Only your opinion. What is relevant to me may be irrelevant to you, and vise versa. You YOURSELF admitted that the Bible has been mistranslated throughout history....

Now you mean to argue that the Bible is flawless, again ? Make up your mind....please stop switching stances, thank you.

Originally posted by Fecesman
And though that metaphor makes little sense, I shall clarify by saying that they manage to be idiotic and the topic of any number of pointless threads.

What metaphor? Do you even know what a metaphor is ? I haven't made one....

The sexual aspect of Angels are idiotic? since when ? Wouldn't you like to know? Why don't you just answer the question oh WISE BIBLICAL ONE ?

🤨 Um, I those last 2 quotes weren't by me, ese.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
🤨 Um, I those last 2 quotes weren't by me, ese.

Sorry, I fixed them 😆

HOLY SHIT

MY BAD I SAID "METAPHOR" INSTEAD OF "SIMILE."