If the Bible is true, the Church should rule Israel

Luke 1:54 He hath holpen his servant Israel

Luke 1:68 Blessed be the Lord God of Israel; for he hath visited and redeemed his people,

Jesus is the ruler of Israel.

Finding Bible quotes to make some ridiculous point is nothing new.

So lulz and all, but this thread is either a joke or not a whole lot of thought went into it.

A joke.

Indeed.

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Lulz

Fail?

Israel is also a name of a person who stands for a race of people.

Originally posted by lord xyz
A joke.

There is already a joke thread here...

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
There is already a joke thread here...

Jesus was a Jew. Therefore Jews rule Israel.

Jacobs name was changed to Israel after he wrestled with an angel. Some believe it was Jesus that was the angel. So, God changed his name. In God's eyes, he was not the Jacob, the liar, the supplanter, the deceiver; but Israel, the prince with God.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Luke 1:54 He hath holpen [b]his servant Israel

Luke 1:68 Blessed be the Lord God of Israel; for he hath visited and redeemed his people,

Jesus is the ruler of Israel. [/B]

The Bible actually says the Jewish people will return to, and rule, Israel...which they have.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Jesus was a Jew. Therefore Jews rule Israel.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
The Bible actually says the Jewish people will return to, and rule, Israel...which they have.

And are you missing, the Bible says Jesus is the ruler of Israel.

Jesus's followers were Jews. Therefore Christians are Jews.
Pagans converted to Jewsusism, therefore, Pagans are Jewsus.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Jesus ruled the Jews.

Jesus ruled the Jews.

And are you missing, the Bible says Jesus is the ruler of Israel.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
The Bible actually says the Jewish people will return to, and rule, Israel...which they have.

Wow.....just wow.

Did I miss something? I didn't see a verse quoted where it stated that the Jews will return to Israel?

well actually, isnt that exactly the reason churches in america pay billions to israel annually as well as awesome right winng support for israel and a lot of americans not caring a bit about thousands or hudreds of thousands killed/affected in palestine/gaze strip/lebona while a single death in israel at the hands of a terrorist makes every1 go "poor innocent civilians, damned be those fundamentalist evil terrorists". ? no top of the fact that israelis{although based on the old testament} beleive the entire area to belong to them divinely, and hence illegal occupation and illegal wars etc. infact, isnt the current state of israel based on that very ideology and isnt christian support and fuinding based on that philosophy?

if you look at what the israelis and evangelicals are rooting for in the destruction of the dome of the rock mosque and wanting and PAYING gratiously to replace it by the new temple of solomon{which reprsents the coming back of the messiah/kingdom of god/end times to BOTH christians and jews in prophecy} , then its pretty clear that the greater masses beleive in the statement.