There are things like this. But they're called books/tapes/videos/advice/etc. to improve your sex life. Why does it need to be a religion? What would the "belief" be that goes beyond the normal human desire to improve sex? Seems stupid.
Also, we had a member start a thread about the church of orgasm or something...just as non-sensical, but it was good for a laugh. It might be searchable if you're interested.
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
Quiero beat me to it. Research tantric sex, dukemuken. Also, the ancient pagan rituals often involved sex. Look up the mystery cults of Persephone and Demeter.
Gender: Male Location: The Penguin side of the Force
The bliss of the tophat supersedes any desire for sex. After Zombie Abe Lincoln has ridden his tricycle sideways and harvested your brain your consciousness joins his (theirs? pronouns have not yet been determined) and your body becomes a 'remote'. The more times you can escape ZAL the deeper in the hat you go. Zombie Abe can only be escaped by posing logical paradoxes or fallacies in the form of a riddle. Circular logic is the best defense for a new devotee. Initiates to the church are taught true attacks, not just this defensive technique.
__________________ Zombie Abe is coming. Will you be accepted into the eternal bliss of the top hat?
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It is a wondorful religion, and the oldest religion by far spanning a history of 69,000 years in development.
Through the teachings of prophets such as Orgy Kalima, Orgy Moanalisa, Orgy Fookmeehar, and ofcourse, the legendary Orgasmus, you will learn to channel your life's true purpose: To serve as permanent conduit for the universal phenomena of Orgasm.
Orgasm is a sacred gift, for it is the energy which propels the universe. It propels the cycle of life, it propels union, it propels union with oneself and others.
Many take Orgasm for granted, and many have never recieved orgasm from another being (like Schecter for example).
However, through the Sacred Texts of Orgasmism you will learn the wondors, and eventually through practice (preferrably safe sex), you will achieve Orgasmic Nirvana
__________________ "His signature loud high-energy approach to pitching an array of products and beard has gained [Billy] Mays a substantial amount of recognition."
Are you certain he isn't infected and the countdown has already started?
__________________ "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity; and it was not meant that we should voyage far."
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Apr 16th, 2008 03:10 AM
That was me hahhahaaaa
