Technically, all christians are necrophiliacs

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Technically, all christians are necrophiliacs

Technically, all christians are necrophiliacs.

Technically you're an idiot.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Technically, all christians are necrophiliacs.

How so?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
How so?

He's just talking.

Your God is bread though...and you guys do eat him.

Sick.

Christians who worship Jesus the man or Mary as opposed to God might be classified as Necrocrats or be said to live in a Necrocracy if, like in Poland, Jesus the individual were declared the head of the state.

I don't see how they would be Necrophiles..

Catholics are cannibals though, I've always got a kick out of that

Originally posted by inimalist
Catholics are cannibals though, I've always got a kick out of that

The PC term is "anthrophage".

They love Jesus, and he's dead.

Originally posted by lord xyz
They love Jesus, and he's dead.

Well, not according to them.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Well, not according to them.
They're in denial.

Originally posted by lord xyz
They're in denial.

Well, that makes your point moot.

If they love a risen Jesus then they love a man who is alive. Therefore they are not necrophiliacs.

You could say they are, indirect necrophiliacs.

Originally posted by lord xyz
They love Jesus, and he's dead.

I love dead relatives. I'm betting most of us do. Necrophilia would be having sex with them....to say nothing of the "Jesus is alive" caveat mentioned above in the religion.

This is a moronic thread.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
I love dead relatives. Necrophilia would be having sex with them.

This is a moronic thread.

Really just sexual attraction. Trying to tell us something?

Originally posted by DigiMark007
I love dead relatives. I'm betting most of us do. Necrophilia would be having sex with them....to say nothing of the "Jesus is alive" caveat mentioned above in the religion.

This is a moronic thread.

It was made by someone just slightly below average in intelligence. Don't worry.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Really just sexual attraction. Trying to tell us something?

Even under this definition of sexual attraction, Christians don't have that, nor do most sane people have that for any dead person, regardless of their affection for them. I think there's a pretty clear distinction between the two, and also think that you're just giving me a hard time when you actually understand my point perfectly.

And this thread is moronic. Should be reported for spam.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It was made by someone just slightly below average in intelligence. Don't worry.

🙄 Have mercy on him.

Originally posted by Mandos
🙄 Have mercy on him.

Only if you worship us. If not, we won't answer your prayers and will be merciless.

😐

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Even under this definition of sexual attraction, Christians don't have that, nor do most sane people have that for any dead person, regardless of their affection for them. I think there's a pretty clear distinction between the two, and also think that you're just giving me a hard time when you actually understand my point perfectly.

It's an idiotic thread. I was being light hearted.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Only if you worship us. If not, we won't answer your prayers and will be merciless.

😐

lol, I don't know if I like lord xyz that much to worship you 😆

Originally posted by lord xyz
They love Jesus, and he's dead.

What are you on about? Do you even know what necrophilia means, you absolute cretin?

I've heard lord xyz is a pedozoonecrophiliac