if we are to take the abrahamic scriptures and sects seriously (judaism/christianity/islam) then it appears that god is the most vicious, malicious, psychopathic, vindictive and deranged serial killer in human history. Does his position as God and creator of everything make these acts right?
33,041,220, thats a good total.
Heres a running estimated total taken from THIS SITE
God drowns everyone on earth (except Noah and his family) Genesis 7:23, BT 30,000,000? 30,000,000
God rains fire and brimstone on Sodom and Gomorrah, killing everyone. Gen.19:24, BT 1000? 30,001,000
Lot's wife for looking back Gen.19:26, BT 1 30,001,001
Er who was "wicked in the sight of the Lord" Gen.38:7, 1 Chr.2:3, BT 1 30,001,002
Onan for spilling his seed Gen.38:10, BT 1 30,001,003
evil evil god.. notice i dont capitalize his title/name..
some ppl think the old testament god was the devil..
but i just think he was a prick. who learned that his actions were pushing away ppl.. then changed his tune when he realized he would rule heaven alone 'cause no one would want to be around him.. :P
1. The majority are single, white males. -- No.
2. They are often very intelligent, with IQs in the "bright normal" range. -- Likely fits this aspect.
3. Despite their high IQs, they do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work menial jobs. -- Created a universe but fails to tend to it well. Fits this.
4. They tend to come from unstable families. -- Has no family.
5. As children, they are typically abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers. -- No parents. Possible equivalency.
6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories. -- No parents but his son liked wine.
7. They often are mistrustful of their parents. -- No parents.
8. It is common to find that as children, they were abused—psychologically, physically and/or sexually—by a family member. -- No parents.
9. Many spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems. -- No evidence of this. In childhood God created paradise.
10. They have high rates of suicide attempts. -- Omnipotent and thus likely incapable.
11. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sadomasochistic pornography. -- Clearly voyeristic but fetishism and sadomasochistic tendencies are less pronounced. His treatment of his son may qualify as sadistic, however.
12. More than 60 percent wet their beds beyond the age of 12. -- Great Flood? Possible.
13. Many are fascinated with fire starting. -- Burnt offerings are likely a manifestation of this.
14. They are involved in sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures. -- Sometimes causes horrific deaths.
Fits the basic profile of a mission oriented serial killer including the publication of a manifesto detailing his beliefs.
Note: Likely a spree killer due to sheer scope of crimes.
Graffiti outside Latin class.
Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
A juvenal prank.
sorry i didnt mean to offend the holy dictionary.. plz accept my apology.
but the old testament god was not very forgiving and seemed to rule by fear and intimitation. His actions just didnt seem to be too holy/godly of the god he claimed to be..
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[QUOTE=11378755]Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
[B]first of all, please do not bring your "god does not exist" trolling into a scenario that relies on the existence of god. This really is off topic, pointless, and noobish.
i was answering a question that was directed at me..
now i already commented on the judeo god being a serial killer in the old testament..
now my earlier statement of the judeo god not existing is my way of saying that whatever God is or may be, if he exist is far beyond committing such actions.. and it is simply some person's way of getting ppl to follow his believe system through fear of its god...
so basically my belief in the undefinable, unknowable God is he would not and did not do those things..
Look if God (from the Torah, Bible, or Koran) exists then we are all screwed and all the b*tching and whining in the world (or universe) won't stop him from sending your ass to hell. If he is omnipotent, then there isn't anybody who can touch him and by the time you utter "That's not fair , you can't judge me!" you'll have a pitchfork half-way up your ass. If God is God he can and will do whatever the f*ck he wants.
If God is fake... who gives a shit?
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
Last edited by Blinky on Dec 12th, 2008 at 07:23 PM