siriuswriter
Senior Member
Like many things, the closer you come to the extremities, the worse things are. Catholics are very traditional, and may give money just because that's what is expected at mass. Gotta keep up the cathedral. Gotta send people to convert to the one true faith. gotta keep sending money to vatican city and del papa. gotta build up the priory so the diocese can afford more monks. gotta run campaigns to become prior, bishop, archbishop, cardinal.
people have done these things since the creation of the OTF [one true faith] when st. peter himself [blah blah blah de blah spout off the parable about the woman who was poor but gave all her money was better than the woman who was rich and gave just the tithe. i mean, you don't want to go to HELL, do you? so just hand oveer the money and we'll make sure that turns out well.]
and then there's evangi. they need the money for technology. gotta buy the projector screens on which we will be posting the words for the praise songs. make sure the minister is not dressed in clerical robes, because ministers are people too. pay for the mission trips to exotic places but make them jump through the evangi hoop before they can get human help, not spiritual guidance.
keep the youth group huge and involved, suck them in with totally cool houses that are dream homes for teenagers and make sure that it's 99percent fun and 1percent religion. [believe me, i've been to one of these things. about five minutes before the end, and the leaders were all like "let's pray, my gorgeous god brother from another mother sista from another mista friends." bow head, feel awkward because hey, i was just blowing up "miscellaneous people who look like they're probably middle eastern on the widescreen tv andd munching on popcorn stand popcorn. ]
catholics think IN with the money.
evangi think OUT with the money.
either way, i guess it's not being handled well because money is demanded every week.
[mho]