what if jesus had bn born in the 1980's

what would jesus be doing if he had a job? how would the modern world change him", what state or country would he have appeared in? how would he spread his message or would he not cared? would sin and temptation bn too much for him?

He would have got himself on tele, using christian magic of his, and got his message out giving some gay vague speech.

Most people would think he was a freak, but he'd keep doing it. Some people would try to make money off him, he'd decline. Others would want him banned or killed. Eventually he gets killed, as is God's plan for Jesus, and Jesus would rise from the heavens out of the ground.

Cooler clothes, probably a record deal, and a lot of opposition from the world's overwhelmingly dominant religion, Islam.

He'd get his own show and we'd probably all be Christian.

i think he might be corrupted by the women and the drugs and wine. or he might just have to get a job first and not have time to preach and travel.

i also doubt he use his "christian magic" to make ppl let him get on T.V.

If he was born in 1980, by 1985, he would have told the world how Ronald "The Gipper" Reagan is the true savior and how we should all bow down to him. As we all know God loves Republicans, especially a great super-hero like Ronnie.

People would write him off as one of these "healers."

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what would jesus be doing if he had a job? how would the modern world change him", what state or country would he have appeared in? how would he spread his message or would he not cared? would sin and temptation bn too much for him?

Well, I believe in reincarnation> Therefore, without doubt, the person that was once Jesus is alive somewhere, right now, in a new body.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
People would write him off as one of these "healers."

What you say, Jesus being written off as just another David Koresh type? But he's God and could turn water into wine.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Well, I believe in reincarnation> Therefore, without doubt, the person that was once Jesus is alive somewhere, right now, in a new body.

That'd be Robtard. Hello.

Originally posted by Robtard
That'd be Robtard. Hello.

Or maybe you were Judas. 😛

Originally posted by Robtard
What you say, Jesus being written off as just another David Koresh type? But he's God and could turn water into wine.

couldnt some street magician out perform him?

no1 wud know him. hed probably work as a stageboy for KISS.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
couldnt some street magician out perform him?

I can't imagine so...

he did bring someone back from the dead...

Originally posted by inimalist
I can't imagine so...

he did bring someone back from the dead...

and criss angel supposedly aged a girl from a pre teen to an adult for a few minutes and then aged her back on camera...................yeah, both hocus pocus.

well, technically, Jesus wasn't supposed to be hocus pocus, and I imagine he could win in a "miracle off" with Chris Angel (for instance, he wouldn't need a month and 65 people in a crew to design a trick).

^how can we be sure that anything he did was real{this is assuming he existed to begin with, much less in any way similar to how the nitpicked gospels portray} and not also a result of trickery? criss angel cud jus go ahead and also pretend that all those things were real. in the time of jesus, chris angel wud have been a MUCH greater messiah than jesus.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what would jesus be doing if he had a job? how would the modern world change him", what state or country would he have appeared in? how would he spread his message or would he not cared? would sin and temptation bn too much for him?

''Modern world'' of which you speak of has been shaped by his existence already.
If he had been born in the 1980s, it is safe to presume that the world would not look the same.

It would be a lot funnier if he was born in 1960 instead of 1980.