Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
Haha that'sfunny...ok I will try...err I guess..Magneto can use his ...err...magnetic powers..and err...steal her guns and....er..maybe should her.....err..it's possible....possible...yes
Magneto is challenged, because he attempted to make her heart explode, but it's shielded with cilicone. Therfore Tomb Raider takes this oppurtunity to run at Magneto and kick him in the face, then wrap her legs around his neck to snap it but Magneto makes her float in mid-air with his magnetic powers and drops her. He spits and moans about how she hasn't showerd in weeks.. and realizes he's developing genital warts all over his face! Angery, and unable to think of anything more "humane", he waves his hand and in an instant Lara Croft explodes. (Which may not be unusual for her, but still..) all that's left is a bloody pair of cilicone jelly bags that flop to the floor. Magneto, now distrought over his new predicament. Does commercials for gential wart creams and has to put on a big fake smile like he's normal somehow. As if being a mutie wasn't bad enough..
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Well logicaly Superman would win, but sense SpellJammer likes Wolverine more he's going to have to try and immitate a fanboy.. *ahem!*
OmGz what a stupid question! Wolverine beat Lobo l0lZ!1eleven1 Despite Superman's best manuevers Wolderine will just heal whatever he throws at him! Then Wolverine will use his adamantium claws, give Superman a cavity search, and have him shitting blood for weeks! Wolverine is t3h best at what he does, and what he does isn't pretty!
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