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Leon Kennedy vs the Cobra Unit
After surviving Umbrella and Los Illuminados, American agent Leon S. Kennedy takes on his greatest challenge yet: the Cobra Unit.
However, Leon does have several advantages: the Handcannon, and the Chicago Typewriter. His Rocket Launcher, however, has two shots, so use that wisely.
Will Leon survive Operation Snake Eater?
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He'd definitely kill The pain with a shot from the Handcannnon (I presume it's fully upgraded), his bees would most likely not be able to block the shot.
He has fought fast invisible enemies before so I think he'd take The fear down relatively easy.
Before I continue, does this fight include The sorrow and The boss? Does he fight 'em one on one?
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The Handcannon is fully upgraded, yes.
For the Sorrow, Leon takes a nasty bump on the forehead ans has to go through the river scene, only this time it's full of the spirits of the undead cops and civilians Leon killed in RE2, as well as the Ganados from RE4. Mendez, Salazar and Saddler (in their respective human forms) make an appearance.
And yes, he also takes on The Boss.
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Why you think I gave him the Rocket Launcher. Even with the splash damage, The End will croak.
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In my opinion only The Boss would be able to put him down. And I do believe Leon could quite possibly endure everything Naked Snake went through during both operations.
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