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Kratos vs Rayne
The first two matches between the redheaded dhampir and the fallen God of War were not decisive victories for either person.
The first round, Rayne was forced to retreat at the coming of dawn, whereas in the second round, the fighting gave way to the both of them having raw, wild, passionate hot monkey sex (and destroying most of the room they were in).
Now, Kratos, having long since regained his immortality (and absolution for murdering his family, thus shedding their ashes from his body), encounters the vampire hunter once again.
Rayne, from her perch on top of a nearby building, leaps down at the Spartan, blades at the ready.
"I can go all night cutie," Rayne sneers. "How about you?"
Kratos pulls out the Blades of Athena. "Your will amuses me, woman. This time, I will not hold back."
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Kratos FTW
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Kratos by a land slide.
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Apr 7th, 2007 06:07 AM |
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TricksterPriest
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They're gonna have hot wild monkey sex again.... 
In an actual fight, I'd co-sign with everyone else so far. Kratos beats her undead ass 6 feet under.
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Apr 7th, 2007 06:38 AM |
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Warakia
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Tough fight. Kratos has spells and a strength advantage, however both have time manipulation so that's canceled out, but Rayne is just a lot faster than he is. Rayne has speed over Kratos while Kratos is a helluva lot stronger physically. They both share about equal levels of durability though.
While Kratos has spells to do AoE and ranged damage, Rayne has the Dragon pistols with varying ammo types from normal shots to rockets.
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Jan 19th, 2008 02:50 PM |
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Sado22
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Kratos by a freaking kurbstomp....unless she releases her ultimate move:
the uwe boll upper!
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Jan 19th, 2008 04:25 PM |
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Csdabest
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Kratos moments from killing Rayne. Rayne declares that she is pregannt. Kratos in stunned. While stunned Rayne crotch stabs Kratos killing him. Rayne wins
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I rather not cut my intelligence and stoop to their level of ignorance.
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Jan 19th, 2008 04:46 PM |
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Burning thought
the frozen soul
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why would Kratos be stunned? lol
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Jan 19th, 2008 04:55 PM |
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Csdabest
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Because he didnt know that the undead can produce life maybe???
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Originally posted by GenomeFrozener
"Hmm, I would love future debaters here to pratice grammar so I may better understand them.
I rather not cut my intelligence and stoop to their level of ignorance.
Be smart, and use corrective grammar, so you don;t sound like a complete jackass."
In the Great words of Shao Khaun
"YOU HAVE FAAAIIILLLLED!!!!!!!!"
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Jan 19th, 2008 08:03 PM |
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Burning thought
the frozen soul
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"shrug" i cant imagine Kratos thinking about it, i think hed just kill her anyway lol 
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Jan 19th, 2008 08:32 PM |
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First_Tsurugi06
Skadoosh
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I do remember hearing of a new spell Kratos is to obtain in Chains of Olympus. It's called Light of Dawn. Kind of saying something.
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