lots of things can happen man! don't you people follow the storylines?
lets see:
-Terry is getting stoned by Haoh, but out of nowhere Sagat, Ken and Sakura come to help him
-Terry fashions a blade using his berserker anger
-Terry mentally destroys Haomaru with his engRish shouts
-Terry dusts his pants which causes haomaru to choke
-Terry's losing but out of nowhere his monkey jumps at Haomaru's hair
-Haomaru tries to do senpuurestsuzan but trips over his own hair and falls on his sword
-Terry uses SFA3 "Ryu CIS" and makes Haomaru run away with one burnknuckle
-terry asks Mai to show up, mai shows up does her "nippon ichi" winpose which distracts Haomaru long enough for a "are you okay?! buster woRf"!
-Genjuro disguises himself as Terry and fight Haomaru
-Terry calls up Ryu and asks him to give him guy's number so he can learn how to take on people with swords
-terry says "haey! look! your shoe lace is untied!" and rising tackles him in the crotch
WHAT IF TERRY WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL!?
*American Idiot song plays*
*title slides in saying “Fatal Fury:BACK TO SCHOOL!*
*Lone Wolf High*
Terry: Sooo great we hav to make up like 1 to 2 years of school!
Ryo:No biggie at least we had a decent long summer
Blue Mary:We should get to homeroom
Ryo:BLUE MARY watch out!!!!!!!
*ryo pulls blue mary back*
Blue Mary:What it was a bunch of kids passing by!
Ryo:Take a closer look!
*Pretty White Kids with Problem song plays*
*White kids pass the hall*
*random black kid walks by*
Black Kid:Yea they racist crackers!
Beaner:You said it
*asian kid nods head*
Terry:Ok and why are you guys following me?
*Homeroom*
Geese Howard:Yall kids get in yer seats and git yer agenda books and crap!
Terry: Sweet i got locker number 666
*heads to locker*
*opens locker and reveals a skeleton and a bunch of goth and demonic posessions*
Emilia the Goth Gal:Ill take ur locker!
Terry:Uhhhh deal!
*Literature Class*
Mai:Hello class and welcome to literature class*blah blah blah whiny b*tch blonde voice to ryo’s head*
*Mai picks up her cup of ice cold coffee and spills it on her breasts*
Mai:Oh shit hold up class*puts down book and picks up a tissue and whipes her breasts*
Ryo:Holy jamamam HOLY SHIT*eyes open wide*
*Gym*
Coach Mario:All you hav to do is run through the course and yer done and head to the locker!Mama mia letsa go!
*Ryu walks in*
Terry:Hehe ur going down!
*both of em run to the finish*
*wall climb, Ryu uses shoryuken and climbs over it!*
Terry:Hey thats cheating!*uses power geyser on ryu and falls down*
Ryu:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Terry:WHEEEEEEEEEE*dashes past ryu*
*Ryu takes off tennis shoes and dashes past Terry!*
Terry:Huh!?*throws a baseball at ryu’s head*
Ryu:YAHHHHHHHHHHHH
*baseball bounces off ryu's head and hits coach mario in the crotch*
Mario: Ouch my crotch u ******* my god dam crotch!
Terry:Yes the swimming pool!*puts on swimming trunks *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*Ryu jumps in pool without changing his sweaty gi*
Terry:eww...
Annoying Guy:OMFG its a close battle it might be a photo finish my god oh*more annoying crap*
*pops a cap on Annoying Guy*
??: Shut the **** up!
Terry:This is for Steve Irwin!!!!!!!
*Speeds up*
*Ryu uses Turbo 3!!!*
*RYU WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Terry:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario:Aye your still in the starting line u a stink!
*Lunch*
Ryo:Ayeeeee
Terry: School stinks!
Blue Mary:No biggie im doing pretty well in all my classes
Logan:Hey ur blue mary right?
Blue Mary:Yes
Logan:Ummm i was wondering if you wanted to go on a date?
Zoey:Logan your cheating on me!!!!!!
Logan:No No wait Zoey*pauses and does a lil humping move*Ohhhh she is hot when i think shes naked!*AHHHHHHHHH TO THE BUSHES!
Ryo:Okkkk???
TO BE CONTINUED!
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