"You are a goddamn idiot. And I’d like to prove this mathematically. Take your age. Now subtract ten years. Were you smart back then? No, you were a goddamn idiot. The fact is, your still a goddamn idiot; it’s just going to take ten more years before you realize it."
FOOLS! SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS THE MOST POWERFUL ENTITY IN THIS OR ANY OTHER REALITIES! JACKSON IS NO MERE MORTAL MAN! YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHAT HE IS!
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Chuck Norris once scaled down a mountain side found some old cables and mining equipment crossing from one end of a river to another, took his belt off and used it to slide down the cable, did a back flip round house kick into the head of a guy going down the same river right into the water while chuck cleanly landed on his feet into the raft, and THEN goes further to say, You messed with the wrong guy on the wrong day bud."
Chuck only wishes he could have the power of Jackson. One time a planet called Gilgamek picked up the movie Snakes on a Plane on their satelite. It was well accepted by the residents but on Gilgamek called the movie trash. That very moment Jackson appeared in front of him and in that very instant devoured the whole planet into himself with the exception of the one who disliked the film. He trapped him in a pocket dimension with nothing but a wall, chained him to the wall, and set him on fire. To make sure he wouldn't die he cast a healing spell on him that healed him as fast as the fire ate him. Jackson never went back to free him and never plans to.
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"You are a goddamn idiot. And I’d like to prove this mathematically. Take your age. Now subtract ten years. Were you smart back then? No, you were a goddamn idiot. The fact is, your still a goddamn idiot; it’s just going to take ten more years before you realize it."
Samuel L. Jackson got eaten by a shark that Chuck orundhouse kicked under water.
Samuel was thrown out of a window by a sith lord that Chuck kicked the crap out of after he fell a few stories into the death star's reactor.
Those are only movies you simple minded fool. Jackson could've killed that shark and Palpatine without being in their immediate areas. Jackson could destroy the Death Star by sneezing, he of course wouldn't because he is immune to any natural or artificial disease.
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I am not on the site, I have heard these jokes so many times now that a site is useless to me.
I am sorry that Samuel has no fans to make sites in honor of his feats...
he must REALLY suck.
Samuel L. Jackson has no fansites because they fear him. Chuck is a pansy compared to Jackson. And the big bang was caused when Jackson farted. Before there were dinosaurs, there was Jackson. Before there was a universe, there was Jackson. Before there was God, there was Jackson.
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