Gender: Male Location: Wasted at the Drunken Sailor
Zack vs Lara Croft
This isn't the first time that Dead or Alive's funky kickboxer had a run-in with the aristocratic treasure hunter.
Lara had beaten him (and Niki) to the lost pirate treasure of 'Calico Jack' Rackam.
In Egypt, Lara gunned down a black turbaned swordsman Indiana Jones-style while Zack and Niki ran off with a dead priest's treasure.
Now, both he and Lara run into each other off the coast of Africa where 'Black Bart' Roberts is to have hidden his loot.
This time, both are playing for keeps.
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One time someone put handcuffs on Jack Bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
"You are a goddamn idiot. And I’d like to prove this mathematically. Take your age. Now subtract ten years. Were you smart back then? No, you were a goddamn idiot. The fact is, your still a goddamn idiot; it’s just going to take ten more years before you realize it."
In the last stupid and random thread of snafu's I said it was completely unfair to give Lara her guns and make Zack fight her with his limbs, so I nonetheless incorporated an Ak-47 in the match and stated he'd gun her b*tch-ass down.
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Maybe we'll meet again... Wandering Flame (one of the best pieces in the Final Fantasy X soundtrack)
Nah he wouldn't unless he gets Samuel Jackson as a voice actor.
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"You are a goddamn idiot. And I’d like to prove this mathematically. Take your age. Now subtract ten years. Were you smart back then? No, you were a goddamn idiot. The fact is, your still a goddamn idiot; it’s just going to take ten more years before you realize it."
"You are a goddamn idiot. And I’d like to prove this mathematically. Take your age. Now subtract ten years. Were you smart back then? No, you were a goddamn idiot. The fact is, your still a goddamn idiot; it’s just going to take ten more years before you realize it."
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