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DeeJay vs Elena
Pao Pao Cafe, Southtown.
DeeJay watches as Elena goes into a Capoeira exhibition with the establishment's owner, Richard Meyer.
Despite being an expert in Western Kickboxing, the self-proclaimed 'Southern Comet' has always been interested in the Brazilian fighting style...mainly because of the fact that he is looking for a new rhythm to groove to.
Once the exhibition is over, DeeJay jumps into the ring. He is ready for a fight.
DeeJay: Pretty lady! You sure got some serious rhythm! I like that!
Elena: That's the rhythm of Capoeira for you! You look like you want to fight!
DeeJay: You guess correct, mon! Get ready, cause it's showtime!
Elena: Fine. I'm game!
The two square off.
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