KMC Forums - Albert Wesker vs The Deathclaw

[The following is a parody of the Deadliest Warrior intro.]

(We see Albert Wesker in his RE5 getup, looking badass. This is followed by clips of him beating the shit out of Chris, Jill and Sheva.)

Albert Wesker - former Umbrella scientist turned superman. His speed and strength are legendary.

(We now change to a Deathclaw, followed by clips of it mauling Yao Guai, Radscorpions, Brotherhood Outcasts, and even a Super Mutant Master.)

The Deathclaw - The Enclave's most lethal killing machine, the results of genetic mutation.

Who...is...DEADLIEST?

(Fast-forward to the Capital Wasteland.)

Wesker has just killed off a party of Raiders with no problem. However, in the melee, his Samurai Edge was damaged and rendered unusable. He tosses the weapon away and turns around...

...just in time to see a Deathclaw eviscerate a Yao Guai. With the mutated bear out of the way, the Deathclaw sees Wesker and charges.

(Wesker only has his superhuman attributes for this match)

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