MooCowofJustice
Too Far Gone
Gender: Male Location: United States
Eating Contest
These two teams will complete in an eating contest. Whichever team can eat the most in five minutes will be the winner.
The Teams
Team 1:
Rufus
Kain
Swalot
Yoshi
Team 2:
Kirby
Bowser
Dante
Kraid
The Dish
Duck and Indian Curry Kebab
I do not know if that is a real dish. But play along.
So, which team can gobble up the most D.I.C.K.?
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Feb 24th, 2010 02:06 AM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
Kirby's stomach is literally another dimension, he'll eat tons and tons of D.I.C.K long after the other have puked because their stomachs were full.
Feb 24th, 2010 02:11 AM
Phanteros
the Shade knight
Gender: Male Location: The spire of the shadows
quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
Kirby's stomach is literally another dimension, he'll eat tons and tons of D.I.C.K long after the other have puked because their stomachs were full.
I see what you did there...
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Feb 24th, 2010 02:12 AM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
I just now realized what I did there, lol, I have a rather devious subconscious.
Feb 24th, 2010 02:17 AM
MooCowofJustice
Too Far Gone
Gender: Male Location: United States
Kirby and Kraid are the reasons I put Yoshi and Swalot on Team 1.
The four of them together are the reason I put up the time limit.
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Feb 24th, 2010 02:18 AM
BloodRain
Knight of Retribution
Gender: Male Location: Midcyru
Kraid, Kirby, Swalot, Yoshi, Bowser, Rufus, Dante, Kain- in that order.
Team 2 mainly 'cos of Kraid and Kirby. Team 1 will be in tears when they cant take any more D.I.C.K.... ouch.
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Feb 24th, 2010 02:27 AM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BloodRain
. Team 1 will be in tears when they cant take any more D.I.C.K.... ouch.
They can cry all they want, but we'll keep shovin that D.I.C.K down their throats until the competition is over.
Feb 24th, 2010 02:31 AM
Wei Phoenix
One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu
Gender: Unspecified Location: Southern Cross
Raziel would've been a better choice than Kain for an eating contest. Kirby solos. He just has to open his mouth and inhale until the time limit is over. Yoshi has to stick out his tongue, pull it in, swallow, stick out tongue, pull it in, swallow etc.
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Feb 24th, 2010 02:35 AM
Phanteros
the Shade knight
Gender: Male Location: The spire of the shadows
Yoshi will eat so much D.I.C.K that it will come out of his eyes.
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Feb 24th, 2010 02:39 AM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
Kirby eats so much D.I.C.K, it's considered comfort food, and he'll do whatever he can to get it.
Feb 24th, 2010 02:42 AM
Sin_Volvagia
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
Team 2 and spite
Kraid can eat a room full of D.I.C.K. and everyone else's. I mean look at the size of that beast.
Kirby on the other hand is the professional. He can suck up all the D.I.C.K. before anyone has the chance. But Kraid can eat him alive and get his fair share.
Dante isn't even needed. He prefers other "dirty jobs" if you know what I mean
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Feb 24th, 2010 04:29 AM
Wei Phoenix
One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu
Gender: Unspecified Location: Southern Cross
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Dante isn't even needed. He prefers other "dirty jobs" if you know what I mean
Hired by Mr. Sanchez?
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Feb 24th, 2010 04:40 AM
Nemesis X
Cynical Tyrant
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
Re: Eating Contest
quote: (post ) Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
These two teams will complete in an eating contest. Whichever team can eat the most in five minutes will be the winner.
The Teams
Team 1:
Rufus
Kain
Swalot
Yoshi
Team 2:
Kirby
Bowser
Dante
Kraid
The Dish
Duck and Indian Curry Kebab
I do not know if that is a real dish. But play along.
So, which team can gobble up the most D.I.C.K.?
Bowser has been having something else other than D.I.C.K. when he kidnaps Princess Peach.
Last edited by Nemesis X on Feb 24th, 2010 at 05:09 AM
Feb 24th, 2010 05:04 AM
The Scenario
Greater Sci-Fi combatant
Gender: Unspecified Location:
Alright, this is getting out of hand,
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Feb 24th, 2010 05:47 AM
Super Marie 64
Queen of Feuds
Gender: Female Location: At home, wishing
Re: Re: Eating Contest
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nemesis X
Bowser has been having something else other than D.I.C.K. when he kidnaps Princess Peach.
With this, the thread went from faintly clever to bad. Way to fail, sweetness.
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Feb 24th, 2010 09:52 AM
iChaos
The Embodiment of Chaos
Gender: Male Location: In the universe, causing chaos.
Spotted dick...the ****?
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Feb 24th, 2010 03:17 PM
MooCowofJustice
Too Far Gone
Gender: Male Location: United States
I want to make it clear that Kraid would have difficulty feeding himself. That's why I put Dante there.
Also, I think you guize are underestimating Swalot.
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Feb 24th, 2010 06:15 PM
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