Snafu the Great
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Ryu vs Chris and Evil Jill
In a parody of the Dramatic Battle from the Animated Movie, Ryu finds himself in a 2-on-1 match up.
Just as Ryu is about to knock Chris' lights out, Jill appears. She still has the P-30 unit on her chest, but is back in control. Ryu breaks off, allowing the two to reconcile, and focus on taking down Ryu.
Ryu rips his gi jacket off and flexes his muscles. He will take the both of them on.
This is Ryu at his peak, Chris in his boulder-punching roid-rage, and Jill on a P-30 trip.
Who will win?
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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