Snafu the Great
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The Boulder Punch Event!
Your objective: Rescue Sheva from Mutated Wesker by punching the crap out of a boulder Chris Redfield-style.
The contestants:
1. Terry Bogard
2. Sagat
3. Kazuya Mishima
4. Hayate
5. Jax (no bionic arms)
Base strength only. No ki/ninpo attacks/special moves/super moves. Who wins this matchup?
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Jul 31st, 2010 04:36 AM
NemeBro
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Any of them could probably move it nearly effortlessly in the manner Chris did.
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Jul 31st, 2010 04:55 AM
XanatosForever
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Nearly effortlessly? Chris had to sock that boulder a good three or four times before it was soft enough for his hook.
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Jul 31st, 2010 04:57 AM
NemeBro
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Chris had to.
Being the key words.
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Jul 31st, 2010 05:01 AM
XanatosForever
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Ah. I didn't understand the context of your previous post.
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Jul 31st, 2010 05:10 AM
FinalAnswer
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Only Chris could beat that boulder.
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Jul 31st, 2010 05:20 AM
NemeBro
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You don't need Chris to beat your mother though.
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Jul 31st, 2010 05:31 AM
No End N Site
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Akuma...
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Jul 31st, 2010 06:30 PM
BloodRawEngine
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Isn't Jax stronger without his bionic arms on him?
Jul 31st, 2010 09:20 PM
Ridley_Prime
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Gender: Male Location: Abandoned station
Why would he be?
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Jul 31st, 2010 09:49 PM
KingD19
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Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Why would he be?
He saw MK: Annihilation.
All Jax had to do was believe in himself, and apparently his own arms were more powerful than the bionic monstrosities that costed millions of dollars.
Aug 1st, 2010 07:47 PM
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