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Albert Wesker vs Heihachi Mishima
First off, Happy New Year.
Albert Wesker, I would like to introduce you to Heihachi Mishima. Mr. Mishima, Mr. Wesker.
We know that Wesker is tough because of the special virus that flows in his veins, but what would happen if he took on Mr. King of The Iron Fist in a one-on-one brawl?
Here's the tale of the tape:
Wesker's Stats:
Age: 49 (as of Resident Evil 5)
Height: 6'
Career Highlights: Double-crossed Umbrella and S.T.A.R.S., used Jill's antibodies for his Uroboros research.
Heihachi's Stats:
Age: 76 (as of Tekken 6, appears to have de-aged by 40 years - Heihachi's original voice actor died, hence the change.)
Height: 5'10"
Career Highlights: Capable of beating down four generations of his clan, proven to be very hard to kill.
So which badass mofo would win in a brawl to the death?
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