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Solid47
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Naked Snake(MGS3) vs Joel(Last of Us)
Naked Snake(Big Boss) from MGS3.
VS
Joel from TLOU.
Round 1: They are hunting each other inside of a building filled with infecteds.
Joel has every weapon from the game and Snake only has his CQC Knife and a 1911A1 with 8 bullets.
Round 2: Snake is unarmed and Joel has a Axe.
Bonus: Eli(kid Liquid) vs Ellie. Both of them has a pocket knife.
If this is a spite in Snake's favor add Tess, Bill and Marlene to help Joel.
Who wins and why?
Jan 21st, 2016 05:27 AM
FinalAnswer
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It's still spite if you add them.
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Jan 21st, 2016 05:40 AM
Dante158
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Snake stomps
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Jan 22nd, 2016 05:20 AM
RadZoa
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Big Boss/Naked Snake has already shown himself to have incredible slow speed and reflexes. If TLOU crew is armed and he's out in the open he's pretty much dead
Jan 23rd, 2016 02:32 AM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by RadZoa
Big Boss/Naked Snake has already shown himself to have incredible slow speed and reflexes. If TLOU crew is armed and he's out in the open he's pretty much dead
So did Kojima rape your mother or something?
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Jan 23rd, 2016 04:27 AM
StealthRanger
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He's that same sock, again. Not sure why he's not been banned, again
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Jan 23rd, 2016 04:50 AM
FinalAnswer
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by RadZoa
Big Boss/Naked Snake has already shown himself to have incredible slow speed and reflexes. If TLOU crew is armed and he's out in the open he's pretty much dead
It's a good thing Snake is good at stealth then isn't it.
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Jan 23rd, 2016 05:06 AM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by StealthRanger
He's that same sock, again. Not sure why he's not been banned, again
I'm aware of who he is, I'm just wondering if his mother was raped by Kojima or something.
Scourge, I'm sure Kojima-san had a good reason to violate your whore of a mother.
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Jan 23rd, 2016 05:09 AM
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Could very well have been
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Jan 23rd, 2016 05:27 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
So did Kojima rape your mother or something?
I don't think so, my mom has class and would only let herself be violated by a GOOD game developer, here's hoping Mr Kojima's next game doesn't suck as much ass as Phantom Poo did.
Jan 26th, 2016 03:43 AM
Dexx-Planet86
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by RadZoa
Big Boss/Naked Snake has already shown himself to have incredible slow speed and reflexes. If TLOU crew is armed and he's out in the open he's pretty much dead
Agreed with RadZoa
Joel dances around Snake's telegraphed-ass punches and crushes his skull and brain by smacking his face on a wall
Oct 20th, 2016 01:15 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nusa105
Snake stomps
lol youre stupid. Even Ellie would trash Big Boss
Oct 20th, 2016 01:18 AM
Dexx-Planet86
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Since it's been 7 days since i posted here and nobody after me replied here. Them i guess i won this debate. The last of us cast rapes 10/10
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Oct 26th, 2016 04:13 PM
Dante158
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
Since it's been 7 days since i posted here and nobody after me replied here. Them i guess i won this debate. The last of us cast rapes 10/10
Lol
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Nov 4th, 2016 08:44 PM
Jmanghan
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by RadZoa
I don't think so, my mom has class and would only let herself be violated by a GOOD game developer, here's hoping Mr Kojima's next game doesn't suck as much ass as Phantom Poo did.
"Phantom Pain was pretty good."
Said every reviewer ever.
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Nov 4th, 2016 10:06 PM
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big boss got his @$$ beaten by 4 freaking moron soliders
got one shotted by cunningham whos crippled and black
needed to get his @$$ saved by ava after 4 cannon fodder soldiers surrounded him
got statemaled by ocelot who only has 2 mins of training
im still surprised on how john still didnt lose his manhood after all this, i think he needs to be renamed as big pu$$y
come back when big pu$$y doesnt get his @$$ beaten by a fatback like cunningham
if you put snake and big pu$$y in last of us, they would be akin to a random thug or hunter who joel and ellie kills everyday whithout throuble
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Nov 7th, 2016 12:02 AM
NemeBro
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You're too obvious in both your trolling and your lack of penis size friend. No one is going to respond seriously to the dumb shit you say, and when you make a dumb response to this post I won't respond to you either. There is nothing to lose from ignoring you, because you are inconsequential.
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Nov 9th, 2016 02:53 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
You're too obvious in both your trolling and your lack of penis size friend. No one is going to respond seriously to the dumb shit you say, and when you make a dumb response to this post I won't respond to you either. There is nothing to lose from ignoring you, because you are inconsequential.
joel will do this to big pu$$ys skull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQFxh4BCO6M
skip to 3:57
come back when big pu$$y doesnt get his @$$ beaten by a guy with zero skill like volgin
Nov 10th, 2016 01:21 AM
Dexx-Planet86
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by FinalAnswer
It's a good thing Snake is good at stealth then isn't it.
snakes stealth is awful
in mgs1 he got sneaked by freaking meryl twice
mgs2 he didnt noticed a soldier who was right behind him, and only survived because the phucking soldier decided to lock him inside the hold
mgs3 big pu$$y didnt noticed ang got gun pointed by 4 freaking canon fodders twice
mgs4 he got a gun pointed by a moron called johnny and needed to distract him to disarm, indicating that snake is incredibly slow as well
joel will have no throuble detectiong and sneaking on big pu$$y, since he has very accute hearing. while snake doesnt even knows basic stealth depside mgs beign a stealth game
come back when snake and big pu$$y doesnt get sneaked by cannon fodders or freaking johnny
Nov 10th, 2016 06:40 PM
Solid47
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
big boss got his @$$ beaten by 4 freaking moron soliders
got one shotted by cunningham whos crippled and black
needed to get his @$$ saved by ava after 4 cannon fodder soldiers surrounded him
got statemaled by ocelot who only has 2 mins of training
im still surprised on how john still didnt lose his manhood after all this, i think he needs to be renamed as big pu$$y
come back when big pu$$y doesnt get his @$$ beaten by a fatback like cunningham
if you put snake and big pu$$y in last of us, they would be akin to a random thug or hunter who joel and ellie kills everyday whithout throuble
Joel got sneaked and was getting his ass handled to a thug in Pittsburg, If Ellie didn't interfered the fight Joel would have been killed.
He also got one shotted by a featless Firefly soldier at the end of the game.
Joel never faced anyone skilled in his game.
If you put Joel in MGS, almost 90% of it's cast would walk over Joel.
Nov 25th, 2016 05:48 PM
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