KMC Forums - The Grim Adventures Of Billy&mandy Meets Family Guy

[WE SEE BILLY,IRWIN,GRIM AND MANDY WATCHING TV]
ANNOUNCER;UP NEXT---.
BILLY AND IRWIN;FAMILY GUY!
GRIM REAPER;FAMILY GUY?WHAT'S THAT?
MANDY;IT'S SOME STUPID SHOW ABOUT SOME STUPID FATHER,SOME STUPID MOTHER,SOME STUPID DORK KIDS,SOME STUPID TALKING DOG AND FOR CHEAP LAUGHS,SOME TALKING STUPID BABY.IT'S A CARTOON,TOO.
GRIM REAPER;I HATE CARTOONS.
MANDY;ME TOO.
BILLY AND IRWIN[COPYING THE TELEVISION];IT SEEMS TODAY THAT ALL YOU SEE IS VIOLENCE AND MOVIES AND---.
[THE TELEVISION TURNS OFF]
[WE SEE BILLY'S MOM WITH THE PLUG]
BILLY'S MOM;I'M SORRY BILLY BUT YOU CAN'T SEE FAMILY GUY!
MANDY;WHY NOT,BILLY'S MOM.YOU WATCH IT ALL THE TIME.
BILLY'S MOM[SCARED];NO I DON'T!
[SHE RUNS OUT OF THE HOUSE]
[BILLY AND IRWIN START CRYING]
GRIM REAPER;DON'T BE SUCH CRYBABIES!
[THEIR CRIES START FLOODING THE ROOM]
GRIM REAPER;HEY BILLY AND IRWIN,WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU
COULD MEET FAMILY GUY IN PERSON.
[BILLY PUTS ON A SHIRT THAT SAYS FAMILY GUY LIVE]
BILLY;FAMILY GUY LIVE!FAMILY GUY LIVE!
GRIM REAPER;ACTUALLY,I HAVE ANOTHER WAY.
[HE LETS GO OF SOMETHING THAT WAS KEEPING THE WATER FROM DROWNING AND MAKING THE WATER DROWN]
[THEN HE PUTS A PORTAL THROUGH THE TELEVISION]
[WE SEE THE FRONT OF THE GRIFFIN HOUSEHOLD]
[WE SEE THE GRIFFINS WATCHING TELEVISION]
PETER GRIFFIN;WOW,THAT EPISODE OF THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY REALLY LEAVES A CLIFFHANGER.I WONDER IF THEY'LL DO A PART TWO.
[THE DOORBELL RINGS]
LOIS GRIFFIN;I'LL GET THAT.
[SHE PUTS STEWIE DOWN]
[SHE OPENS THE DOOR]
[BILLY,IRWIN,GRIM AND MANDY]
[BILLY GOES TO PETER AND LAUGHS]
[PETER LAUGHS BACK]
[BILLY LAUGHS BACK]
[PETER LAUGHS BACK]
[BILLY LAUGHS BACK]
[PETER LAUGHS BACK]
[BILLY LAUGHS BACK]
[PETER LAUGHS BACK]
[STEWIE SEES MANDY]
STEWIE GRIFFIN;AH,MANDY.MY TELEVISION LOVE.
[HE SEES GRIM'S SCYTHE]
STEWIE GRIFFIN;OH,WHAT DO I PICK?MANDY OR SCYTHE?MANDY OR SCYTHE?MANDY OR SCYTHE?I PICK BOTH.
[HE GOES TO MANDY]
STEWIE GRIFFIN;HEY MANDY,I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.IT'S ABOUT THE DEVIL.
MANDY;I DON'T LISTEN TO BABIES.
[MANDY GOES]
[WE SEE THE NIGHTTIME]
[WE SEE THE DOOR TO STEWIE'S ROOM]
[HE COMES OUT IN A NINJA COSTUME]
[WE SEE MEG'S DOOR OPEN]
MEG GRIFFIN[OFF-SCREEN VOICE];OH BRAD DAMON,PLEASE MARRY ME.
[HE GOES AND WE SEE CHRIS'S DOOR OPEN]
CHRIS GRIFFIN[OFF-SCREEN VOICE];LYNDA CARTER,I LOVE YOU!I REALLY DO LOVE YOU!
[HE GOES TO A CLOSED DOOR]
[HE OPENS IT AND SEES NO SCYTHE]
STEWIE GRIFFIN;WHERE COULD THE SCYTHE BE?
[HE GOES TO THE BED AND JUMPS OVER IT]
STEWIE GRIFFIN;NO SCYTHE HERE.
[IRWIN WAKES UP]
IRWIN;YO,IT'S THOSE SMALL NINJA BABY FREAKS I KEEP HAVING DREAMS ABOUT!
[HE TRIES TO KICK STEWIE BUT STEWIE GETS HIS LEG]
[THEN STEWIE THROWS HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW INTO A TREE]
IRWIN;I USUALLY WIN IN THE DREAM,YO.
[STEWIE HIDES]
[LOIS TRIES TO SEE IF EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT]
[SHE SMILES AND GO'S]
[STEWIE GETS OUT OF IRWIN'S ROOM]
[THEN HE GOES TO A ROOM ACROSS FROM IT]
[BRIAN COMES]
BRIAN GRIFFIN;HELLO STEWIE.
STEWIE GRIFFIN;I AM NOT STEWIE.I AM THE SMALL NINJA.
BRIAN GRIFFIN;WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ANYWAY?
STEWIE GRIFFIN;WHY BRIAN-SAN,I AM TRYING TO GET THE GRIM REAPER'S SCYTHE.
BRIAN GRIFFIN;YOU KNOW,IF YOU OPEN THAT DOOR SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN.I'VE HEARD THE GRIM REAPER INSTALLS SECURITY SYSTEMS INTO HIS HOMES.
STEWIE GRIFFIN;LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG WITH---.
[HE TAKES OUT X-RAY 3-D GLASSES]
STEWIE GRIFFIN;MY X-RAY 3-D GLASSES!
[HE PUTS THEM ON AND WE SEE GRIM'S ROOM]
STEWIE GRIFFIN;WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW.YOU ARE RIGHT.HELP ME GET IN GRIM'S ROOM,DOG.
BRIAN GRIFFIN;YOUR ON YOUR OWN,KID.
[BRIAN GOES]
[WE SEE STEWIE OUTSIDE GRIM'S WINDOW]
[HE TAKES OUT THE THING TO CLIMB ON MOUNTAINS WITH AND PUTS IT THROUGH GRIM'S WINDOW]
GRIM REAPER;HUH?HUH?WHAT'S THAT?
[GRIM GOES BACK TO SLEEP]
[STEWIE CLIMBS&COMES IN]
SECURITY SYSTEM;INTRUDER ALERT!INTRUDER ALERT!iNTRUDER ALERT!INTRUDER ALERT!
GRIM REAPER;HEY MON,DON'T TAT SCYTHE!
[STEWIE TAKES THE SCYTHE]
[WITH THE SCYTHE,HE DESTROYS THE SECURITY SYSTEMS]
[THEN HE DESTROYS THE BED GRIM'S ON WITH THE SCYTHE]
[THEN HE GOES OUT]
GRIM REAPER;I GOTTA WARN EVERYBODY!
[HE RUNS OUT OF HIS ROOM INTO LOIS AND PETER'S ROOM]
GRIM REAPER;YOUR BABY'S GOT MY SCYTHE!YOUR BABY'S GOT MY SCYTHE!
PETER GRIFFIN;DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR BABY AS IN STEWIE HAS YOUR SCYTHE?
[PETER STARTS LAUGHING]
PETER GRIFFIN;WHAT WOULD HE WANT TO DO WITH A SCYTHE?
[STEWIE COMES IN]
STEWIE GRIFFIN;MAYBE---.
[HE DESTROYS PETER WITH THE SCYTHE]
LOIS GRIFFIN;STEWIE,GIVE UNCLE GRIM HIS SCYTHE BACK.
STEWIE GRIFFIN;NO,*****.
LOIS GRIFFIN;GIVE THE NICE GRIM REAPER HIS SCYTHE BACK.
STEWIE GRIFFIN;LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.NO!
[HE DESTROYS LOIS WITH THE SCYTHE]
[WE SEE A MAP WITH A DOT GOING EVERYWHERE]
NARRATOR;SO STEWIE DESTROYED THE WHOLE WORLD UNTIL THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT BUT HIM AND MANDY.
[WE SEE THE LAST PLACE ON EARTH,ALL BURNED NOW]
STEWIE GRIFFIN;VICTORY IS MINE!
MANDY[OFF-SCREEN VOICE];I BEG TO DIFFER.
STEWIE GRIFFIN;WHO SAID THAT.
[WE SEE MANDY]
MANDY;YOU'VE DESTROYED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ON THIS HORRIBLE PLANET BUT ME AND YOU.I AM ALSO THE ONLY ONE WHO
CAN PLAY WITH THE SCYTHE.
[STEWIE TRIES TO KILL MANDY WITH THE SCYTHE BUT NOTHING HAPPENS]
MANDY;GRIM'S TRIED THAT DOZEN OF TIMES.I AM A SHIELD TO MYSELF.I CAN NOT DIE.
[HE JUMPS AND TAKES THE SCYTHE FROM STEWIE'S HANDS]
[SHE GOES IN THE GROUND]
STEWIE GRIFFIN;HA!SHE DOES FEAR ME!VICTORY IS---OW!
[HE JUMPS ALL THE WAY UP]
[WE SEE THE SCYTHE]
[MANDY COMES OUT WITH THE SCYTHE]
[MANDY POINTS THE SCYTHE TO STEWIE]
[THE SCYTHE DESTROYS STEWIE,WHO'S IN SPACE]
[HIS SHIRT COMES DOWN]
MANDY;POOR MISGUIDED KID.I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TOUCH THE SCYTHE.
[MANDY LEAVES AND A DIAPER COMES DOWN]

THE END