Me and a friend were having a discussion about Transformers last night, when the topic got to 'what kinda transformer would you be'. So I'm asking the same thing here. What faction, disguise, and anything else you can think of.
I'd be an F-18 Hornet (Blue Angels version), Autobot scout. I'd have a laid-back 'yeah whatever' kind of attitude. I'd question Prime's logic on occasion, and would annoy Ironhide as much as possible. When it comes to fighting, I'd pursue relentlessly and would fight until the Decepticon is destroyed, even against Prime's orders.
Well Id hate to be Prime.... getting my ass killed every five minutes...resurrected....then killed again... then resurrected..
..then..... you get the point Im sure.
*Slaps Scythes's face with leather glove, SS style and shines the lamp in his eyes brighter*
Repeat after me...!
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
"'Til all are one...big crowd of shit robots with flames on!"
Well he may one day prove himself to be a man of principle and cover himself in flames on day to prove to us how "rad" he looks with them.
This sadly is what happens when you get the equivalent of NASCAR commentators writing under the auspices of a man whos most successful conyeyance of actual depth was down to Bruce Willis' ability to look down at the floor momentarily in Armageddeon.
LOL Yeah the sequel may have to have a scene where Megatron is able to attack Prime because someone nicked his wheels and robbed his cab for the gunrack in the back (that was advertised by the "Cold dead hands" NRA sticker in his window) and put him on bricks this scene will feature incessant zooming, panning and 360 degree rotational shots....
The theme music will be performed entirely on a Banjo.
Isnt that the whole point of him, see I would be him he kicked ass in the movie. And this xmas I will be the new proud owner of Optimus Prime Action Figure (the mega big one)....