I saw this on another forum and thought we could have a go.
After the collapse of the superhero stock market superheroes were forced to find other means of employment. With demand for heroes and villains way down, and inflation, fuel prices, and taxes soaring, our beloved champions had no choice but to enter the workforce.
The Blob- Lost 12000 pounds eating at Subway and has now replaced Jared as their spokesperson.
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Flash goes into fast food
Hulk and Thing start demolition business
Silver Surfer...Gecko wear (big in Hawaii)
Batman, Wolverine become anger-management counselors
Superman, well, he can still get work as an icon
Spiderman: terminex, after failing as a stand-up
Thor: Black and Decker spokesperson
Wonder Woman...wonderbras for Victoria's Secret
Storm: weather channel
Cyclops: Lenscrafters
Aquaman: Seaworld (Namor had an attitude)
Martian Manhunter: tries to manage Village People reunion
Invisible Woman: oh, the CIA is gonna love her. For that matter, Professor X will be welcomed as well.
Human Torch: decides fire is not where the money is, talks to Hugh Hefner.
Green Lantern: can be his own amusement park
Gambit: Vegas
Hawkman, Hawkwoman: secretly employed by car wash chain
Dr Strange: kiddie party magician (oh, the pain of it)
Tony Stark goes into the scrap business
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Last edited by Mindship on Oct 26th, 2005 at 09:35 PM
"And now I will summon the all seeing eye of Agamotto to stun galactus, to humble Thor, To defeat the silver surfer and to........what?? The all seeing eye of agamotto doesn't produce ballons shaped like dogs!!!"
iceman-ice cream man
Wolverine-motivational speaker
northstar-interior design think fab five
banshee-screamer for a hardcore band
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Oct 26th, 2005 11:31 AM
Thread is over; can't do better than that! 
