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The Easiest way to kill wolverine...
I was sitting there with my buddies shooting some punk biotch Nobodies in HALO 2, when it came to me....i had an epiphany...what recovering alcholics call "a moment of clarity", the easiest way to kill wolverine is to disembowel him, he can regnerate his lungs and instestines etc., as long as they are there, so simply take them out.
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May 25th, 2006 11:16 AM
Sam Z
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The easiest way to kill Wolverine is to feed him with web cartrages.
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May 25th, 2006 12:38 PM
Arahan
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no, the easiest wy to kill Wolverine is to kill his fanboys.
Starting with Jinzin and Creshock
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May 25th, 2006 01:46 PM
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If the wound is left open (eg. he is stabbed and the blade is left in him.) then his body can only heal around the wound, so its a case of just impaling him in a vital area and leaving it there.................
Or you could simply drown/suffocate him (with webbing like samishe said)
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May 25th, 2006 03:01 PM
Doctor-Alvis
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Cover him from head to toe in high explosives the measure the time between detonation and when his body is incinerated off his skeleton.
Edit: Oh, the easiest... I guess blowing him up would be easy.
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May 25th, 2006 04:20 PM
Sam Z
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Cover him from head to toe in high explosives the measure the time between detonation and when his body is incinerated off his skeleton.
Edit: Oh, the easiest... I guess blowing him up would be easy.
Don't you know he survived the nuke?
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May 25th, 2006 04:28 PM
Doctor-Alvis
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sam Z
Don't you know he survived the nuke?
I'm talking about non-jobbing nukes. Plus an actual nuke has a huge range in power. Some are as powerful as a stick of dynamite.
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May 25th, 2006 04:34 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sam Z
Don't you know he survived the nuke?
It wasn't a nuke. I saw the scan a while ago. It was a sonic blast and some napalm. Still quite a blast, but nowhere near a nuke.
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May 25th, 2006 05:13 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by DigiMark007
It wasn't a nuke. I saw the scan a while ago. It was a sonic blast and some napalm. Still quite a blast, but nowhere near a nuke.
Don't ever say such things if you don't want Wolverine fanboys to gether against you.
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May 25th, 2006 05:16 PM
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Hey, I only speak the truth man. Can't have them thinking their god actually survived a nuke. If that's continuity, then I get to keep Spidey's win over Firelord as concrete truth too.
Anyway, the answer to this thread:
Squirrel Girl
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May 25th, 2006 05:19 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by DigiMark007
Hey, I only speak the truth man. Can't have them thinking their god actually survived a nuke. If that's continuity, then I get to keep Spidey's win over Firelord as concrete truth too.
Anyway, the answer to this thread:
Squirrel Girl
But Spider-man DID beat Firelord
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May 25th, 2006 05:21 PM
Soleran
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I still say stick him in a vat of hydrochloic acid and just keep recycling it while he is trapped in an adamantium vat
May 25th, 2006 05:22 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Soleran
I still say stick him in a vat of hydrochloic acid and just keep recycling it while he is trapped in an adamantium vat
Sounds pretty violant
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May 25th, 2006 06:11 PM
DarkCrawler
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Drop him in volcano or something with weighs strapped on his feet.
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May 25th, 2006 06:21 PM
Fanboy
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Burn him down to his skeleton. Rip his brain out with Telekinesis.
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May 25th, 2006 08:15 PM
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call sabretooth
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May 25th, 2006 08:29 PM
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The easiest way to kill Wolverine is to use Batman...
... with prep.
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May 26th, 2006 01:38 AM
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The easiest way would be to get to him just after the sketching but before the inker arrives.... all you'd need would be a standard eraser
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May 26th, 2006 01:49 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Arahan
no, the easiest wy to kill Wolverine is to kill his fanboys.
Starting with Jinzin and Creshock
Amen. Kill his source of power and he will fall
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May 26th, 2006 02:06 PM
UltimateStryfe
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sentinal blast. that's what happened in Days of Future Past. incinerate all his flesh and he is dead.
May 26th, 2006 06:13 PM
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