Soljer
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Worthless uses for useful powers.
Just for fun, let's think up some of the most worthless excuses for power usage for some characters.
Examples would include Iceman acting as a refrigerator, Havok popping some pop corn, Wolverine making paper dolls (Ever so pretty....), et cetera.
Dec 1st, 2006 06:28 AM
darthgoober
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Superman using his heat vision to cook burgers at McDonalds
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Dec 1st, 2006 06:37 AM
Darth Macabre
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Multiple Man using his powers as a maid/butler.
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Dec 1st, 2006 08:45 AM
DDurand
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Give ultimate power to thanos. This silly don't know how to use.
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Dec 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
grey fox
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Cyclops for chopping wood.
Jean Grey for...oh wait..I forgot jean IS useless.
Thor using Mjolnir for weather forecasting
Human torch as a portable radiator
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Dec 1st, 2006 12:12 PM
Newjak
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Thor using his hammer banging in a nail
Namor being a whale trianer at Seaworld
Human Torch being the human lighter in a bar
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Dec 1st, 2006 12:24 PM
NiņoAraņa
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Magneto molding trophies for Award Ceremonies
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Dec 1st, 2006 12:32 PM
DDurand
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Human torch as human radiator is NOT a worthless use for power wen it's cold. Well, Johnny have used his power in this manner before !
Cyclop beam for cut tree (or other things) is also usefull... if that not ignite all the wood.
Magneto as molder is another peacefull use for power. He can probably become very rich with that.
Multiple man as maid is also an usefull use : Repetitives and maybe boring task are what automaton are for, you know ?
Imagine a Multiple woman maid... Oh my, i need to write an ecchi comic
Iceman already used his power as refrigerator.
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Dec 1st, 2006 12:54 PM
The Pict
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Spiderman working as a stuntman in action movies.
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Dec 1st, 2006 02:57 PM
King Kandy
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Newjak
Thor using his hammer banging in a nail
This ones the best.
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Dec 1st, 2006 04:11 PM
Digi
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Apocalypse: Customizable man-whore.
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Dec 1st, 2006 04:17 PM
Kallark-Kent
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Gender: Male Location: Living Costume
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Jubilee-Fireworks mak...Oh wait.
Blob using his gravitational pull to get attention.
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Dec 1st, 2006 04:20 PM
grey fox
KMC Magik Founder
Gender: Male Location: Britain
quote: (post ) Originally posted by DigiMark007
Apocalypse: Customizable man-whore.
Close, but we all know he's just a giant shape-shifting sex-toy
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Dec 1st, 2006 04:21 PM
Soljer
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by King Kandy
This ones the best.
Definitely.
Though, I also liked the Thor-meteorologist one.
Just the visual of him being on the news, predicting the weather whilst praying in his shakespearian tongue.
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Dec 1st, 2006 04:41 PM
willRules
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Soljer
Just the visual of him being on the news, predicting the weather whilst praying in his shakespearian tongue.
Thee Son of Odin shalt predict a Storm not 'fore these messages.......
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Dec 1st, 2006 04:53 PM
Scoobless
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Huh ... most of those things seem to be quite useful to me ... why wouldn't Havok be a popcorn maker? he could work in any cinema on the planet!!!
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Dec 1st, 2006 05:03 PM
Kovacs86
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A lot of these uses would make the meta in question very rich... why ever not?
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Dec 1st, 2006 06:33 PM
streekz
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captain america using his shield as an umbrella although it aint a power.
daredevil being a blindmans guide.
hulk as a doctor in anger management.
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Dec 1st, 2006 08:16 PM
Gibbs
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Mr. Fantastic as a human kickball.
Dr. Strange as a David Blane style street performer.
Beast as a an Herbal Essences spokes model.
Spiderman as the lead singer in an emo band. "I hate my powers, but I look awesome in girl jeans ."
Dec 1st, 2006 09:26 PM
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