Newjak had a cool one for the end of the Marvel and/or DC universe a while back, in a thread about how we'd "end" the companies if we were in charge and they were going bankrupt. It was appropriately epic and cool.
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I would just want something that totally undermines the character, and I'd laugh forever.
*Spidey and MJ kiss for one final time as they fall to their deaths...*
MJ: I love you Peter
Peter: I love you too Gwen.
I'd love to see that be Peter's dying words to MJ!
Don't get me wrong I love MJ. I've just always seen Gwen as his soulmate and think him saying that as his last words would be the ultimate proof.
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I'd like the final X-men issue to end up with Xavier revealing that he can actually Tapdance and the whole wheelchair bound thing was just a laugh.
I'd like Batman to end final defeating the Joker. The Joker makes one last desperate attempt to kill Bat's but ends up killing them both. Bat's finally is reunited with Mum and Dad. The comic ends with Richard Grayson putting on the pointy eared cowl and cape.
I'd like Superman to end with Clark waking up to find he is just a rubbish daily planet reporter who sucks at his job and the whole superman thing was all a dream
I'd like Spider-man's last outing to end wit Peter defeating the bad guy buy using Ben Parker's gravestone to bludgeon the villain. After all it features like every other issue with Peter weeping over it, might as well make some use out of it!
Begins with a huge cosmic fight and then just before LT strikes the final blow it's revealed that the entire MU is a snowglobe being held by a 8 year old autistic boy.
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A juvenal prank.
IRON MAN: Computer, divert full power to repulsors.
COMPUTER: Confirmed.
IRON MAN: (attempts to fire repulsors. nothing happens.) What the heck? (attempts to fire repulsors again. Again, nothing happens.) Computer, report status of repulsor beams.
COMPUTER: All systems are nominal.
IRON MAN: Hmmm...(removes helmet, holds palms up to face, squinting to inspect for source of malfunction).
After dying and constantly saving the world and his own race without any thanks Thor decides to jack in his hobby of helping people and goes back to sailing a ship around Europe raiding churches, towns and picking up salty wenches for himself.
T'Challa: Hey Clark, heard you were the captain of your wrestling team in high school?
Superman: Yea I was the captain of everything back in school. Mostly because I was invulnerable and had limitless strength in comparison. Hell is was harder for me to hold back to look competitive to the others than it was for them to try and keep up. lol
T'Challa: Really, well thats pretty interesting stuff then there Clark. Hey I've been working on this move of my own. Mind if I try it?
Superman: Sure, like its gonna do anything to me. So whats it called?
T'Challa: Oh just a Wakandan Armbar!
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Jun 3rd, 2007 09:54 PM
...nice one Sym.
