What would happen if Superman and Batman went to the Marvel Universe?
How would the two most iconic DC superheroes' presence affect the Marvel Universe and all its inhabitants? Would they shake everything up or would they have little impact? Post your theories!
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Last edited by Starscream M on Sep 28th, 2007 at 06:34 AM
Superman would nearly die from realising that for some mysterious reason he cannot absorb energy from the MU sun. Almost powerless, he would start his own insurance agency and becoming the most boring person in MU.
Batman has a sex change operation, buys a pet tarantula and becomes a world class monopoly player until he is shot. By The resurrected corpse of Uncle Ben.
I can't see Superman agreeing to register, that would practically ruin the contrast that is Clark / Superman and getting rid of the most interesting aspect of the character wouldn't be a great idea.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fears path, and only I will remain."
-Paul Atreides
Superman would fly out to the heartland, where he would try to get an audience with Thor about Asgard floating in the farm country of Oklaholma, but Heimdall won't let him inside. Finally, Thor comes out...
Thor - "No Mortals allowed. Understand? Your own government agreed. Unless you have a taste for hammer & magic lighting, I suggest you leave my doorstep. I'm busy." (Thunder booms in the background.)
Superman - "Ah - OK. I just heard you had an autographed picture from Captain America, and I wanted to barter for it. But, I see this is not a good time. (points east) I'll just be over that way, in Kansas. I'll mail ahead next time. Alright? (Flies off)"...I thought that guy was supposed to be jolly, with mead out for guests..."
Meanwhile, Batman goes to see Iron Man about The Registration Act.
Batman - "You're kind of a control freak, aren't you? I respect that. I get the same flak myself."
Iron Man - "Well - thank you."
Batman - "Who's your second-in-command?
Iron Man - "Well, I've got Maria Hill at SHIELD..."
Batman - "I've seen her file. Overeager and career-hungry. You should trade up."
Iron Man - "Trade up?"
Batman - (smiles)"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship..."
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Batman: Clark, if you think that guy is annoying try talking to this one here....
Hulk: Hulks smash good!
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"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fears path, and only I will remain."
-Paul Atreides
I think for Superman it would be a whole diffrent game. He wont be the top dog. Sentry would kick his @$$. WWHulk would kick his @$$. Reed/Doom/Iron Man would find a way to beat him. Dr.Strange wouldhave a field day with him.
Batman would just find a new city to protect. He'll adapt and he'll probably take down the Punisher first. Then he'll join the New Avengers.
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Sep 28th, 2007 06:28 AM
. then relax with some cold ones with Adam Warlock
was The Hooded Man.
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