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Anyone feel sorry for Risk ?

Because I certainly don’t.

Consider this a rant if you will, but this has been nagging at me a while.

Now Risk is a character from the crappy mid-nineties 'Teen Titans' (which had about as much to do with the actual Titans as my big toe), you know the one I'm talking about!

Risks whole character is a play off of the 'Adrenaline Junkie concept which has always, always, always sucked. How do I know this? Simple, EVERY comic book character has a foe or ally who uses the exact same motivation and their ALL as lame as each other. They all use similar dialogue, are always in mid teens to late twenties and are always annoying; diversity is their bane and anathema.

Ironically (or should that be expectantly roll eyes (sarcastic) ) they all emerged during the 'Extreeeeeeeeeme' era that is known as the 90's. Anyway, back to the point.

Risks main power set is his half-alien heritage (another damn thing used way too often...*looks at Guy Gardener* ) which gives him six times an average humans stats and keeps his adrenal glands flowing 24/7. Great, let’s put a guy constantly wired on buzz-juice onto a team of Super-heroes, I'm surprised one of his team-mates didn't knock him out after a possible daily encounter. For example.....

Atom: *walking to the fridge* Hey Risk, why are you still up? Its 2:30 in the morning?

Risk: It's the juice man! Keeps me going AWWWWWWW Yeah! *Guzzles Mountain Dew voraciously*

Atom: Yeah....sure... *edges away slowly*

ANYWAY! As I'm losing focus I'll get straight to the point.

Risk is thrown directly into battle with SBP during IC. He is obviously used as two things. The first is to give sympathy. Watching someone getting torn apart is not a nice thing and thus lets the audience feel the Titans plight. Secondly it is a gory reminder of SBPs sheer might.

But it still pisses me off.

Why in GODS NAME would you go after a guy with a frikken S Shield on his chest when your main abilities are being slightly stronger then you average person? Was Risks hormone addled brain so burnt out after years of having Adrenaline pushed through it non-stop that he suddenly came to the conclusion that he and he alone could tangle with a Kryptonian?

Of course having your arm torn off can deal with serious delusions like that. Unfortunately it took a turn for the worse and somehow led Risk into believing that handicapping himself and attempting to rip-off Green Arrow will make up for his missing arm.

It didn't. Not only did it not give him his sense of worth back, but it (that is his missing arm) must of been where the rational part of his brain was hiding (possibly to escape the constant flood of Adrenaline).

Why? Because the dumb schmuck decides to take another pop at Prime, with predictable results......

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All in all, don’t feel bad for Risk. Feel bad for Perez who somehow thought this guy would be a great addition to the DCU.


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Didn't Prime say something about ripping his other one off as well? Not sure. laughing out loud


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He can go after Prime again, and still try and kick / bite him. After all, it's only a flesh wound.


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Why? Because the dumb schmuck decides to take another pop at Prime, with predictable results......

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Yeah that was quite funny............


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He can go after Prime again, and still try and kick / bite him. After all, it's only a flesh wound.

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He can go after Prime again, and still try and kick / bite him. After all, it's only a flesh wound.

I suppose if he feels like losing his legs.

They should make it an ongoing joke for Prime to keep ripping off his various body parts.


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I suppose if he feels like losing his legs.

They should make it an ongoing joke for Prime to keep ripping off his various body parts.


I can live with that. After Prime rips his legs off, he should just sigh, say "What's the point?" and just squish his head. evil face


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Third Risk fight, coming right up.
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I suppose if he feels like losing his legs.

They should make it an ongoing joke for Prime to keep ripping off his various body parts.


Make it into a part of Countdown. Maybe add a bit of redeeming value.


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What's funny is Risk yelled the exact same way when each arm was ripped off:

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All Prime did was help even things out a bit.


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What's funny is Risk yelled the exact same way when each arm was ripped off:

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All Prime did was help even things out a bit.


Even the sound of his arm being torn off is identical.


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Even the sound of his arm being torn off is identical.
:rofl:

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I feel sorry for Risk on the basis of being a guy.

Seriously now how is he gonna relieve himself or whip his back side


poor fellasad


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Feel sorry for him as next Prime is going to go for his leg sad


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Feel sorry for him as next Prime is going to go for his leg sad
And then his other leg.

And then being the Emo guy he is Risk's manhood would be the next thing SMP tore off sad


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hey wait i always thought everyone in DC has at least Class 50 except Batman big grin

compared to other guys Risk is very weak...but he has a cool Name.


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I feel sorry for Risk on the basis of being a guy.

Seriously now how is he gonna relieve himself or whip his back side


poor fellasad


He can have two of his ribs removed so he can pleasure himself. evil face


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I would love that to be an ongoing joke. Each leg then finally his head.

Would be one of those famous moments lol.


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Third Risk fight, coming right up.
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