~The Wickerman~
The Evanghelist
Gender: Male Location: Too Close To Transylvania
Razor Fist
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_Fist
How the hell does he wipe his ass? Never mind that, how does he pee? How the hell does he even undo his pants to pee or take a dump?
What a poor sad bastard
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Aug 27th, 2009 08:09 PM
willRules
4 8 15 16 23 42
Gender: Male Location: LOST
Masturbation is a death trap for this guy.
I'm pretty sure I own an old Spidey comic (just post clone saga) where Spidey KO's him in one punch.
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Aug 27th, 2009 08:45 PM
~The Wickerman~
The Evanghelist
Gender: Male Location: Too Close To Transylvania
I think we should come up with a list of ways the dude can severely hurt himself.
1. reaching for his wallet
2. scratching his nose while riding the bus.
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Aug 27th, 2009 09:05 PM
willRules
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Gender: Male Location: LOST
I don't think we should make fun......
[terrible puns]
after all his condition doesn't come in handy
He's certainly not unarmed....I think....
He actually deserves a hand
We shouldn't be one to point the finger
I guess I'm just showing off some sharp wit
How's that for cutting edge humour?
[/terrible puns]
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Aug 27th, 2009 09:15 PM
roughrider
Thunderer
Gender: Male Location: Canada
He's actually kind of a dumb creation.
And how did he even survive that first fight with Wolverine decades ago, when Wolvie impaled him?
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Aug 27th, 2009 09:18 PM
Kris Blaze
Restricted
Gender: Male Location: The Vega System
Account Restricted
Well, thanks to some help, he actually beat Wolverine that first time....
Razor fist gets ++ for dedication though.
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Aug 27th, 2009 09:22 PM
~The Wickerman~
The Evanghelist
Gender: Male Location: Too Close To Transylvania
quote: (post ) Originally posted by roughrider
He's actually kind of a dumb creation.
And how did he even survive that first fight with Wolverine decades ago, when Wolvie impaled him?
Better yet, how does he open doors?
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Aug 27th, 2009 09:23 PM
batdude123
Life Has No Meaning
Gender: Male Location: Drifting aimlessly.
Re: Razor Fist
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_Fist
How the hell does he wipe his ass? Never mind that, how does he pee? How the hell does he even undo his pants to pee or take a dump?
What a poor sad bastard
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
Better yet, how does he open doors?
He uses your mom as his slave.
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Aug 27th, 2009 09:35 PM
~The Wickerman~
The Evanghelist
Gender: Male Location: Too Close To Transylvania
Re: Re: Razor Fist
quote: (post ) Originally posted by batdude123
He uses your mom as his slave.
How did you know that ?!
It would be funny though him having a fight and suddenly going "stopstopstop, need to use the bathroom" and running off to the side to some middle aged lady going "jessica, come on come on, I'm peein myself here"
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Aug 27th, 2009 09:53 PM
Kris Blaze
Restricted
Gender: Male Location: The Vega System
Account Restricted
Seriously, he has two knives for arms. How does he NOT open doors?
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Aug 27th, 2009 09:53 PM
AlmightyKfish
This Is No Longer A City.
Gender: Male Location: United Kingdom
Toxin actually asks him how he pees in his mini...
I think Razor Fist just said 'very, very carefully'
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Aug 27th, 2009 11:02 PM
Galan007
|Quantum Observer|
Gender: Male Location: Mars, 1985
Re: Razor Fist
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_Fist
How the hell does he wipe his ass? Never mind that, how does he pee? How the hell does he even undo his pants to pee or take a dump?
What a poor sad bastard he's flexible. VERY flexible.
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Aug 27th, 2009 11:19 PM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
quote: (post ) Originally posted by AlmightyKfish
Toxin actually asks him how he pees in his mini...
I think Razor Fist just said 'very, very carefully'
Yeah, I've seen that scan I think it's in Toxin respect thread.
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Aug 27th, 2009 11:49 PM
willRules
4 8 15 16 23 42
Gender: Male Location: LOST
He'd make a good chef.........until it came to something other than cutting food, when he'd be stuck......
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Aug 28th, 2009 12:34 AM
~The Wickerman~
The Evanghelist
Gender: Male Location: Too Close To Transylvania
quote: (post ) Originally posted by willRules
He'd make a good chef.........until it came to something other than cutting food, when he'd be stuck......
God just the thought of the dude trying to eat peas or spaghetti makes me sad.
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Aug 28th, 2009 12:49 AM
Symmetric Chaos
Fractal King
Gender: Male Location: Ko-ro-ba
I think that the saddest part of all this is that the second guy was accidentally shot to death by his boss.
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Aug 28th, 2009 03:43 AM
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