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Nov 29th, 2003 |
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Senior Member  |
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agent 009, random task, sultan kudarat, rubber dickie, rajah kalantiaw, mc pee pants, burly brawler, angiel, shake zula |
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Male |
| Favorite Movies |
the matrix trilogy ~ the world is just a computer generated simulation designed to turn a human into a battery + philosophy and countless religous references (not to mention monica belluci) = one kick ass saga.
the lotr trilogy ~ two midgets trying to rid middle earth of the ultimate evil against all odds = a kick ass epic
from dusk til dawn ~ clooney, lewis, keitel, tarantino and a sh!t load of vampires (not to mention salma hayek) = a badass movie.
full metal jacket ~ "you best unf*ck yourself or i'll unscrew your head and sh!t down your neck" is the best motivational speech ever.
equilibrium ~ the gun-kata is THE best fake ass kicking ever concieved... next to the force choke and the light saber. |
| Favorite Movie Stars |
monica belluci
salma hayek
scarlet johanson
kate beckinsale
halle berry
dave chapelle
tom hanks
denzel washington |
| Favorite Movie Quote |
"unfortunately, no one can be told what the matrix is..."
"i like you. you can come over and f*ck my sister anytime."
WOO! i am way too unstable for this sh!t!"
"*sneeze* sorry, i'm allergic to bullsh!t..." |
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Daily Planet |
| Interests / Hobbies |
photography and sh!t of the like, movies, comics (superman and DC mostly), music (unfortunately, i am an iPod whore) |
| Biography |
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. |
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