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| Birthday |
December 14th, 1989 |
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| Favorite Movies |
Remodeling |
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So many... |
| Favorite Movie Quote |
"You remind me of the Dough Boy. If I poke you, will you go 'Ahahahahahahaha?'" -- Major Payne, Major Payne
"Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you."-- Agent Smith, Matrix Revolutions
"That's right, don't take shit from nobodies' stuffed animal..."-- Carpenter, ?
"It's a simple question Doctor! Would you eat the moon if it were made of spare ribs?!"-- Will Farrell, SNL
"I've got a fevah! And the only prescription, is more cow bell!"-- Christopher Walken, SNL
"Go forth Seabees, and light the world on fire!" -- Dr. Wong, Ensign
"The American Dream is the constant promise of jam tomorrow, while ignoring the need for bread today...." -- Big Gay Kirk, KMC
"Because this is Star Wars and he has an Asian-sounding name, this means he is, of course, an upper class Englishman." -- Ushgarak, KMC
"SURELY that is a sigzookamunk..." -- Ushgarak, KMC
"It's true! Cigarettes killed my father and raped my mother!" -- Court Spectator, Family Guy
"And that's how the South won the war..." -- Southerner, Family Guy
"Pyronecrobeastility- just separate the words, you'll figure out what it means..." -- Alkaselzer, KMC
REX: But I don't watch Degrassi!
Ashley: You will learn, my child...
"Me - Clothes + Water = ...shower!" -- Shelby, friend
"I'm hot, steamy, naked, and wet...I'm in the shower you goddamn pervert!" -- Shay, friend
"And now we begin the debates! Both candidates know the process. President Bush will speak about the issues, and somehow change the subject to 9/11. Then, Senator Kerry will reply, and remind everyone that he was in Vietnam." -- Debate Mediator, SNL
"How 'bout a nice glass of 'chaumpawnyah'?" -- Christopher Walken, SNL
"The Flying Chinchilla of Doom shall rain coconuts down upon your pitiful city!" -- Some Random Sticker
"May Evil Raccoons with rocket launchers shoot firey turds of death at your house!" -- Tptmanno1, KMC
"Go die in a carfire!" -- Lana, KMC
"Damn hippies! Bluhuhuhuh!" -- Nixon's Head, Futurama
"The Virgin Mary materialized on some grilled cheese and all you can think about is Halflife 2!" -- The Pez, Call of Duty
"I wouldn't give a damn if Jesus Christ took a bite of that grilled cheese, it's not worth 70 grand!" -- Mother of REX
"If I...were a puzzle! Not one of those cheap, 20 piece puzzles...but a huge...1000 piece puzzle! If I were that puzzle, you guys would be 3 pieces...no...wait...5 pieces!" -- Elise, Band
"You know, if I were getting paid millions for playing with a ball, I could probably find it in myself to restrain from rushing the crowd that is giving me my millions of dollars..." -- ragesRemorse, KMC
"You're supposed to stab, not tickle!" -- Sergeant Major Mulcahy, Glory
"I like my computer to be hacked like kung-pao chicken!" -- AOL Commercial
"I like an e-mail virus that'll freeze up my computer like a raspberry smoothie." -- AOL Commercial
"Kissing not only feels good on your lips and in your nether regions, smooching is actually beneficial to your health. As two tongues touch, nerve endings fire off messages to other parts of your body: various muscles clench, your lungs start to work harder and your lips swell (who needs Botox?), to name but a few. As your heart rate increases, your veins dilate and all that rushing blood can make you feel hot and sweaty. A French kiss requires the use of more than 30 facial muscles (bonjour!), toning your jaw and cheek, which in turn reduces the likelihood of sagging chops. A good make-out session burns about half the calories of jogging and makes your mouth water, which helps flush out plaque and prevent cavities. And, kissing is good for your soul, too. Physical touch boosts certain hormone levels in your body, which can create that warm, fuzzy, feels-good-all-over sensation. Nurturing, bonding and loving, the therapeutic power of a kiss may have started the first time your mom kissed a boo-boo on your elbow." -- Irene, KMC
"Look out! It's the Monkeys of Unfunness!" -- Popscicle Man, Popsicle
"Use the tasty goodness of Popscicle Scribblers to lure the monkeys away!" -- Popsicle Man, Popsicle
"For he who commands Ramen commands the world." -- The Boss, Super Milk Chan
"Yay! I can eat Ramen again!" -- Elder Unit Aged 72 aka Firby, Super Milk Chan
"No! I want Ramen! *cries*" -- Elder Unit Aged 72 aka Firby, Super Milk Chan
"Look, baby geeks discovering females of the species! Perhaps we should tag them and come back next spring!" -- Random Guy, Boy Meets World
"I feel the need to bust out a Billy Idol fist pump and go running around the house in my boxers...is that wrong?" -- Fist Pumping in Boxers iMix
"I was trapped in a locker! Trapped!" -- Ned Bigby, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
"No! A humorous laugh, not an 'Isn't suffering fun?' laugh!" -- Ned Bigby, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
"While Weasel is eating Weasel Chow, hammer gently nudges Weasel onto the trampoline...which then ricochets Weasel onto cinderblock teeter-totter..." -- The Janitor, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
"Guns are lethal, knives are lethal, and killer aliens ripping you open are lethal..." -- Ushgarak, KMC
"However, if you suddenly transformed that glass of water into rock music, in one second, no amount of technobabble for you will stop you getting Paradox because that was clearly too far." -- Ushgarak, KMC
"We can use the waterbottle as a stereo!" -- Lana, KMC
"I guess, since being a fan of both, my skull should simply implode, and I will dissapear for days on end...(again)....." -- Darth Plagueis, KMC
"Evil beware...we have waffles..." -- Raven, Teen Titans
"WTF! Seriously WTF! You are f*cking having a laugh mate! Seriously, I'm f*cked! Look at me! I can barely move, nobody likes me, I'm less powerful, and my iPod is broken, I hate everything! Wait.....why am I not horny anymore? HOLY SH*T! Where's my d*ck? WTF? Oh that's the icing on the cake, sunshine. YOU! It's all your fault you stupid mother f*cker, I should have never listened to your bullshit! Unlimited power? WTF do you call this? F*CK YOU! I'M F*CKIN DYING OVER HERE! I'M F*CKIN DYIN! I am going to kick.......your.........ass......." -- Vader to Palpatine, Red Superfly
"I don't care...I laugh viciously in your face." -- Ken, KMC
"I shall be making some revelations over the next few hours, to kill the time before Rex arrives and then comes to England to kill me." -- Ushgarak, KMC
"Bypassing that judgement, we might as well go with 'Our God DEMANDS a shield generator and spare parts for base restoring! Hand it over...lest we sacrifice half of our tribe in his honour. You wouldn't want to be responsible for mass murder by crossing with our religion, would you?'" -- Dexx, KMC
"Hello! Welcome to THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOCK, where you lust for entertainment...is replaced by commercials. Enjoy!" -- Adult Swim
"Please, stop fueling my silent rage." -- Ignignokt, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"My daddy said if I don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all...but my daddy's not here, and you're a weenie!" -- Michelle, Full House
"Cliegg was tired of just sitting around while the Clone Wars raged on. "I'm no cripple, I can still fight!" Cliegg complained. To shut him up, Owen booked him on a flight to Kashyyyk, where, amazingly, Cliegg single-handedly destroyed 320 battle droids, three droid gunships, and one tank droid. When Order 66 was issued, Cliegg was confused by what was going on and just wandered off into the Wookiee forest. Some say he still lives there. So remember, Wookiee kids, don't venture too far into the forest, because old man Lars and his Ghost Leg like to eat little children who disobey their parents. Or something." -- The Story of Cliegg Lars, Fox4
"You haven't seen a pussy since the day you were born. Get back in the closet!" -- BackFire, KMC
"Power levels?" -- Escape81, KMC
"Claiming that Joan was a virgin, Anne of Burgundy ruled that she could not be tried because she was a virgin, which somehow kept other girls from terrorists...wait...that's not what I wanted to write..." -- REX at 3:36 AM with NO SLEEP working on homework...
VEN: I take it you've never seen Braveheart?
VPOK: no but even if i did id call it ass
REX: And then William Wallace will drop down from the ceiling and gut you like a Scottish Lord.
VPOK: and then i shoot him
REX: Sorry, he can only die by being captured by Brits and being gutted.
"You need to be banned. Like, now. Lo Pan needs to perform the Great Wounding Dragon on your ass and make you not post anymore." -- Janus, KMC
"Lo Pan needs to bring forth the Mighty Burning Dragon on your ass and close this thread." -- Janus, KMC
"Rex! You massive insane ninja!" -- AC, KMC
"Silly me. Maybe those old movies DO suck...because effects then truly weren't as good as they are now. Plus they had all those other failings like good plots, charaters with depth and development, decent dialogue, good pacing, and solid directing that just make them 'lame.' Good thing the new trilogy doesn't have a lot of that in it or it would suck!" -- EPIIIBITES, KMC
"You're still a moderator though. I didn't know you're job was to tell the users how idiotic they are acting." -- JtotheP, KMC
"Why you on the run?" "Was wanting school to be over, so I took AC's advise of going on a slightly roboplegic mentalcide case with a German tint. And now I'm on America's FBI MySpace. Top 8....Most wanted that is!" -- AC, KMC
"Storm does kick ass, she also spanks with paddles if you pay extra...  " -- Baylin, KMC
"Ush serious? I mean, you're asking if Ushgarak is serious?? That guys as about as serious as an arterial bleed!!!! ..." -- Baylin, KMC
"Don't you know? Everything is sexual harrassment these days! Don't touch, don't look, don't think. Don't even recognize them as females or else you're a monstrous pervert who needs to be locked up!" -- Backfire, KMC
"A new hoe? So you're a gardener? I suggest gloves. And you post like a child. Squirted? Seriously. I doubt you've seen a vagina except for a quick look back after birth." -- Janus, KMC
"There's a half-naked man standing in my living room, holding my wife, and his hair is blowing in the wind!!!" -- DQ Commercial
"In college, my Spanish teacher actually cried in front of the class when I failed to excel in learning Spanish. It led me to wonder if she knew something that I didn't. The only thing I think it could mean is that one day Mexican Americans will destroy all other Americans who don't speak Spanish to claim back their land. However, if one shows an effort to learn or have learned Spanish, then he or she may be allowed to live, as long as they are using Spanish for purposes other than evil. Because my teacher liked me and did not want to see me die, maybe that is why she cried." -- Tired Hiker, KMC
WD - *runs into the arms of Digi*
Bloigen - *runs into traffic*
Irene - *cheers loudly*
"Yes children yes, let us all bond over Mario and cotton candy, and then when you're not looking I'll steal your shoes!" -- Irene, KMC
"Dunno, but I'm pretty sure everyone in a hundred mile radius would die..." - EkinEku, on DE Luke vs. Exar Kun
"If you threw Red Eye, Anaconda, and a shitty script in a blender...you'd get Snakes On a Plane..." -- Dusty, KMC
Stefan: Do I get to shoot stuff and blow shit up?
Ushgarak: No. The Matrix is a storyline of cultured debate and progressive thought. Nothing ever gets blown up or shot in it.
S: Aww damn...then what am I going to do with this H&K 12-gauge?
U: Talk to it about what it means to BE an H&K 12-gauge.
"*pushes [ban] button frantically*" -- Raz, KMC
"Darwin: Oh come on, this guy's asking for it.
God: I dunno...
Darwin: Please?
God: Ehh, why not. Chainsaw of Natural Selection's over there.
Darwin: Gene-pool cleansing here I come!" -- Lana, KMC
"Han Solo's name is not Msrtha, AT-ATs are not made of jelly, and Balance works the way GL says, not you." -- Ushgarak, KMC
"I think Lucas' interpretation is childish and simple minded and that there are elements in his films that don't support it." -- Alliance, KMC
"Perhaps Jack and Jill actually didn't go up the hill, but rather went skiing, and it was in fact Jack who came tumbling after...since after all nursery rhymes are also 'art' and subject to the same absolute skepticism." - PVS, KMC
*ching ching ching!*
GUY: A casino where I win? That car must have killed me!
*ching ching ching!*
GUY: A casino where I always win? Oh no...this isn't heaven...I must be in hell!
GUY2: You're in neither heaven nor hell! You're on a plane!
*GUY opens window, sees Yeti on the wing*
GUY: There's a Yeti on the wing, you have to believe me!
GUY2: I can't believe you, you're Hitler!
GUY: Ahhh! Eva Braun, help me!
*Eva removes mask to reveal that she's actually THE FLY*
FLY: Bzzzzt!
GUY: Nooooooo!
-The Scary Door, Futurama
"I do think it's honestly a shitter that she took away your choice. "I'm leaving you because I don't think it's fair on you, and I don't think it's right for you." Clearly she didn't think "Wait, maybe he should decide all that." Very sore way to end things, cowardly and patronising also." -- AC, KMC
"KMC Bomb Threat!" -- Tired Hiker, KMC
"SelphieT & Scythe...blah de blah?"
"'Balance to the Force' is about the balance of nature where everything is at peace and in order without anything to disrupt the peace. The Sith throw the Force off balance by creating wars and using the Dark Side for their pursuit for absolute power, so it is the Chosen One's job to destroy the Sith, so that the Force will be brought back into balance. It's not about equal amounts of Jedi and Sith, it's about the Sith being a disease to the galaxy and Anakin is the cure." -- Forcewielder, KMC
"I Don't lIke subliminal mEssages." -- Chad
"Why's the rum gone?" -- Jack Sparrow, POTC
"Why's the rum ALWAYS gone?" -- Jack Sparrow, POTC2
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!" -- Jack Sparrow, POTC2
"Look, an undead monkey. *shoots*" -- Jack Sparrow, POTC2
"One Crazy Story" -- Da Rev, KMC
"Nevermind the fact that Mel Gibson was driving drunk and putting lives in danger, the important thing is that he said some bad shit about Jews! That's much worse." -- Backfire, KMC
"Now, I'm not one for creationism, the idea that god waved his hands, or, in a much greater demonstration of awesome, God did a sassy Z-snap to create the Universe, followed by a head jive just for good measure. Then, suddenly, there were people put on Earth when God pole-danced to heavy bass thumping music. And there were people, and the Earth, and vodka, and jalapeno poppers, and things were good." -- Milly, Customers Suck!
"Well, the sole purpose of capitalism is to provide you with something you won't be able to get anywhere else. I saw the store that symbolized this best. I walked past this store one day and realized that it sold only batteries. Batteries for everything. Walkmen batteries, iPod batteries, car batteries...I said 'How ****ing weird!' and kept walking." -- Deathcab for Cutie
"Obey My Dog! KILL the Malaysian Prime Minister!" -- Will Farrell, Zoolander
REX: I had a fig today.
Dak: ...what did you name it?
R: ...Figman.
Lana: That's a boring name.
D: ...that's a stupid name for a young fig.
R: ...Figboy?
D: ...that's only slightly better, still horribly, disgustingly bad, though.
L: Give it a non-boring name.
D: Did you plan for this fig at all, or did the the condom tear? 
L: 
R: ...Hampton? No, there was no planning.
L: Sounds like hampster. 
R: Ja.
L: Nein.
R: Ja!
D: ...Hampster the German Fig?
"Rex should get a reward for 'NASAssins'." -- Ushgarak, KMC
"God damn, we're freaking computer-wielding Jedi!" -- Stefan, KMC
Blax: *posts Matrix RPG loadout*
Lana: You've only got 10 powers.
Blax: I know. Do we HAVE to take 12?
Lana: Trust me, you want all the powers you can get.
Blax: I know, I'm just trying to make it seem like I did it intentionally instead of making a stupid mistake.
"OMG SHUT TEH **** UP PUPPET! you have no idea what you is talkings about..teh illuminati and lizard men just want u to think that!!!!!!1one" -- KidRock on Conspiracy Theorists, KMC
"Advent PWNS on the second page."
"The point of anything is to be happy. Yeah, it's a ***** Jordan, but you have to deal with it. That's life. You can't expect to go through life having people offering you happiness wherever you go. You're going to experience horrible feelings and you're going to be in situations like this where you ask yourself "What's the point? What's the point?" The point is that somehow, you got your life, and you need to figure out how to live your life in order to become happy. And sulking about Rachel and depriving yourself of friends is NOT going to earn you happiness, and you have the power to change your attitude and try and look for happiness instead of intentionally ignoring it. You just have to try instead of sitting and wondering why life sucks. Life is what you make it." -- Becca Prince, my dear friend
"So.... he considers the tub part of the family! Revelation!" -- Council #13, KMC
"It's like an invisible clock that you keep to yourself that's panging at your heart like a ****ing dagger." -- Lexy, on keeping track of monthly/yearly anniversaries with ex's
"When I was five, I had a pretty big stuffed Mickey Mouse that had a tape player running along it's spine. You would turn Mickey around, and insert the M-O-U-S-E song cassette, push play, and he would lip sync the whole tape with his mouth. When I turned six, he became very old, and didn't work that well, so ofcourse, my interest in him left. I came to seeing him again near my seventh birthday, and realized, that he still might work. After putting in his tape, and pushing play, his angelic voice became horribly scarred, and began to growl in some weird tongue that made me piss and crap myself. Not exactly in that order, however, he is why I am in a Death Metal band now." -- Scythe on Childhood Toys, KMC
Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
The Doctor: Mickey, what's Pre-Revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!
"Wolverine vs. The Sun Crusher" --Blaxican & co.
"Pwnt is Ent-speak for owned!" -- Miss(ed) Manners, Miss(ed) Manners
"A twitch of the nose means the Horde, by the way..." -- Devin, my brother, talking WoW in his sleep...
Cayolyn: My muffins are huge.
Jordan: I'll say! *ba-dum-pssh*
Jordan: Jerk-sauce!
Solara: *dies of laughter*
Jordan: Yay innuendos.
"Koalas ain't shit. They all small and fat and they be climbing trees." -- 8th Grader Essay on Environmental Conservation
"See? The mighty Plo Koon was pissed so he downgraded your English. Owned." -- Black Dalek, KMC
"Cheetah-on-a-skateboard-wearing-a-jet-pack-fast!!!" -- Internet Provider Ad
"It was in the fsmvz show." -- Major typo of 'Dance' on my part
"Well, say there's a group of kids with an armored vest and they go play in the forest and strap it to a bear. Then we've got Invincible Bears running around, raping our women and burning our cities and stuff. Then someone'll say 'Someone save us from the Invincible Bears!' and the hunters will say 'Well, we would, but the government took away our armor-piercing explosive bullets, sorry!'" -- Trevor Moore justifying why hunters should have armor-piercing explosive bullets, Whitest Kids U'Know
"This one time a cop beat me over the head with a chainsaw and burned down my house and raped my mom...for speeding. Did I win the contest?" -- Person commenting on 'Cops attack 9/11 Truthers'
"This is usually the part where people start screaming." -- Sylar, Heroes
"You're like me. I want to see how that works." -- Sylar, Heroes
Matt: He's thinking in Japanese!
Ted: Why the hell are you thinking in Japanese?!
-- Heroes
Hiro: I look upset.
Ando: Go talk to yourself.
Hiro: No way...I scare me. You do it.
-- Heroes
"Darth Moderator & Count Rexus." -- Janus X & The SWVs., KMC
"Gideon vs. The SW Universe." -- Gideon, KMC
"The Ultimate Gauntlet: Ush & REX!." -- Gideon & The SWVs., KMC
"Because its stupid to put everything into a conspiracy." -- Deano, KMC
Jordan: *blows up a propane tank*
Josh: Poor baby propane tank...
Lana: It was an old propane tank. It was going to be destroyed anyways. Might as well do it in a way that's entertaining to us.
-- MSN
"Guys are always horny! You're not going to be all lovey and dovey tomorrow, you're going to be all ****y and ducky!" -- Ariell
A: I'm eating a cupcake.
J: YOU'RE a cupcake.
A: I am?
J: Yes, a cupcake of sexy love.
-- RL
"I'm the leader of the Free World. I'm the most special person there is." -- Sylar as Nathan, Heroes
"Oh, and some people have asked about the missing orientation option for "Gay" on Edit Profile. That's a bug that should be fixed later tonight...no, Myspace does not hate gays...duh..." -- Tom, Myspace
"The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don't forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock.... Heavyweight 100% cotton black t-shirt. But no milk. Milk promotes strong bones and a healthy body, and we don't need that crap." -- I Think Geek shirt
"Yeah, rock on. I just beat the crap out of a demon." -- Paul, UTG
"Do not use to cool drinks, freeze food, win arguments, or create Christmas grotto decorations." -- Warning Label on The Tenth Doctor's Ice Gun, Doctor Who
Josh: So I can graduate to Honorable Grey-Moral-Area Guy?
L: Nah, you're still a good guy. We're the grey-moral-area people.
J: No, you guys are the black-as-pitch-but-we-swear-we're-good guys.
-- MSN
"Comments on hopes regarding Jacen's potential redeeming and the Legacy novels in general." -- Tangible God, KMC
"Thanos sits upon his throne on Titan and marvels at Pee Wee and his big red bicycle. Thanos reflects upon his days as a child...and grows angry. He blames his parents for never buying him a bike like that. In a fit of jealousy, Thanos schemes to rob Pee Wee of his precious bike." -- Charlemagne9746, KMC
"Congratulations, you're the King of Stormhold! Oh, wait, no you're not, you're dead." -- Stormhold Brother, Stardust
"Yay psychic sushi!" -- Lana, KMC
"There's nowhere to hide, nowhere to run, your village will burn like the heart of the sun! With infinite glee, it will be me, to slaughter your woooooorld!" -- Richard the Warlock, Looking for Group
"I'm Old Greg ... Calm down you fuzzy little man-peach ... You've seen my downstairs mix-up, what did mean when you saw that, did it mean you love me?" -- Old Greg, The Mighty Boosh
"But if you are convinced that one mustn't listen at doors, but one may murder old women at one's pleasure, you'd better be off to America and make haste." -- Svidrigailov, Crime & Punishment
"Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam." -- Storm, KMC
"Both men and women enjoy breasts. They' re amazing, they come in varying shapes and sizes and can be dressed in an endless array of fabrics and designs." -- Storm, KMC
"Gentlemen, gentlemen! Stop fighting, this a war room!" -- President, Dr. Strangelove
"Kenobi looked like he had just woken up after a long night of drinking and stood in the way of a band of Tusken Raiders with a Jedi Warlord all by himself. He doesn't need to be any more badass than that." -- Carnage 4, TF.N
"Jesus, people, calm down with the flaming before Rex dropkicks a ban on your ass(es)." -- Gideon, KMC
"Wh-what are positive and negative, sex-wise? Or to put it another way, what the **** are you talking about?" -- Lordxyz, KMC
"Impaled on a javelin and trampled by hoes... thus proving that sex is indeed a dangerous sport." -- Lunalovegoddess, LJ
"I think winter is bullshit. The snow is actually scorching hot...Hell yeah. But I have to disagree with your first point. Stars are bullshit. I don't believe in them. They are actually pinholes which the Lord Jesus Christ poked in the sky...Exactly. Our ability to kill other animals renders us impervious to extinction. Surely it is impossible for the human race to die off...I mean...we make microwave ovens and microprocessors and stuff like that. W could do some McGuyver shit with all that and invent something to make us immortal." -- Schecter, KMC
Jordan: Where's the sex-related convo?
Josh: It must be hiding under a rock.
Lana: Haha.
Josh: *turns random rock over*
Lana: *stuff skitters away*
Josh: AGH! THE PORN HAS GROWN LEGS! Shapely, sexy legs, but that's still ****ing creepy!
--MSN
"The prefix 'Penta' means five, that star has 6 points. My conclusion: Aliens are Jewish." -- Evil Dead, KMC
Josh: I'll bet that he pokes at me tomorrow.
Lana: Probably.
Jordan: And then you can charge your lazer. And he will die. ~doped~
Josh: Woohoo!
Lana: Hehehe...
Josh: Sailing in on my modship, *****! All cannons, start chargin yer lazers!
Lana: PIRATES OH SHI-
"Looks like Zoey needs a 101. On condoms. Ha. Sexual education pun." -- Toku King
" Chocolateyummygoodnessallupinmymoufhmmmmmyummygood
nesschocoyumyummhmmmmgood." -- Ariell
"I enjoy long walks on the beach, staring at the sun, taking candy from babies, lying about my interests, and uploading random comics. Case in point, Tales From Mos Eisley: [link] " -- SoLaT
"It's a hunting dog who is proficient in retrieving ducks and laughing at you. Why he annoyed us: This dog, despite not even having a name, has truly earned his title as the single most hated character in video game history. For millions of kids, he was the very first video game character they ever saw, and it was their very first experience with having an inanimate computer mock their failure. You could shoot a hundred ducks in a row, but as soon as you miss one, this mother****er would be laughing at you like you shit your pants. This canine is not man's best friend. To him, you're his *****, to be mocked for his enjoyment. If real dogs did this, they'd be extinct by now. Mankind would have made sure of it. These same people, who cried watching Old Yeller as a kid, found themselves shooting mercilessly at this animated, snickering dog, to no avail. So congratulations, Laughing Duck Hunt Dog. You were the first landmark annoying video game character, and for two decades you have held tightly onto that crown." -- Cracked, The 15 Most Annoying Video Game Characters (From Otherwise Great Games)
"In science, getting something named after you is like getting the winning touchdown at the Super Bowl or being employed as personal gigolo to Scarlett Johansson." -- Cracked, The 9 Manliest Names in the World
"I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!" -- Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood
"Is this Adam's Opinion 101? No! This is Sociology. Get the **** off my ass!" -- Adam, SDSU
"Alright everyone. You have to make a choice: be gay and save humanity or be straight and have sex with women." -- Symmetric Chaos, KMC
"Yeah, I was messing around, I don't want to close it, wouldn't really give a shit if it was closed, but I wouldn't initiate it. Like most jokes there's a bit of truth to what I said - I do hate the forum, I get a headache just by entering said forum when I see people freaking out and shitting down eachother's throat over whether or not Wolverine would be able to penetrate Galactus' eyeball or not." -- BackFire, KMC
"Oh my god, he beat me!"
"Really?!"
"No, he read me poetry." -- Adam, SDSU
"Now that's something I'd serve! If you were a pizza... which she's not..." -- Bones
"I am just an atom in an ectoplasmic se / Without direction or reason to exist / The anechoic nebula rotating in my brain / Is persuading me, contritely, to persist" -- Bathroom Stall at SDSU
"How about you do your ****ing job and close this ****ing thread, retard?" -- Letum Lettow |
| Location |
San Diego |
| Interests / Hobbies |
Things you may not bring on an airplane
- sharp or pointy objects that could be used for cutting or stabbing, including scissors and ice picks
- knives / swords / axes / blades, including razor blades (any kind)
- sports equipment, including baseball bats, cricket bats, golf clubs, hockey sticks, pool cues, ski poles, bows and arrows, and lacrosse sticks
- most tools, including hammers, drills, saws, screwdrivers (except the tiny ones in eyeglass repair kits), wrenches, and pliers
- weapons of any kind, including martial arts and self defense weapons
- mace / pepper spray / tear gas
- devices designed to administer an electric shock, including stun guns, tazers, and cattle prods
- bullets or ammunition
- explosives, including fireworks, gunpowder, flares, or any other explosive material
- flammable items, including gasoline or fuel in any form, paint thinner, turpentine, matches, and aerosol products
- dangerous chemicals, including chlorine, compressed gas cylinder, fire extinguishers, bleach, paint, etc.
- flare guns
- gun lighters
- gun powder
- explosive material, including blasting caps, dynamite, fireworks, flares, hand grenades, or plastic explosives
- including aerosols (except for personal care), fuels, gasoline, gas torches, lighter fluid, matches, turpentine, and paint thinner
- dangerous chemicals, including chlorine, compressed gas cylinders, fire extinguishers, liquid bleach, spillable batteries, spray paint, and tear gas
Things I Can't Do At Torchwood
1. I will not address Tosh as "Sweetie Darling".
2. I will not deliberately upset Ianto by leaving instant coffee sachets on his desk.
3. I will not try to fit objects in between Gwen's teeth.
4. I will not repeatedly ask Owen for a physical.
5. I will not use the instant messaging system to make sexual innuendos.
6. I will not use the pheromone spray on furniture, pot plants, etc
7. I will not use the conference room to watch every 'Land Before Time' movie. Finding out whether Myfanwy was in them cannot be called 'research purposes'.
8. I will not erect a shrine to Joss Whedon on my desk
9. I will not refer to Gwen/Owen/Tosh/Ianto as 'the tin dog', nor anyone else who answers to Jack either.
10. I will not ship my co-workers. This includes my Live Journal community and fanfiction.net account.
11. I will not play Kylie Minogue at full volume through the hub and wink at Ianto. Ditto the Spice Girls and Tosh.
12. I will not take out life insurance on Jack.
13. I will not imply that UNIT was/is/or ever will be better than Torchwood.
14. I will not post the CCTV footage on YouTube.
15. I will not ask Jack and Ianto if I can play Scrabble too.
16. I will not scream "Canon!" every time Gwen and Owen interact.
17. I will not ask if we're actually going to fight any aliens this week.
18. I will not make up names such as 'Janto' or 'Jacadactyl' and I will not use them under any circumstances.
19. I will not sing 'I'm Too Sexy' every time Jack enters the room, no matter how much he may enjoy it.
20. I will not add "dun-dun-dun" every time Suzie is mentioned.
21. I may not use the Hub's cameras to spy on Jack's and Ianto's sex life. Same to Gwen's and Owen's.
22. I will not perform X-rated acts on a) the Doctor's severed hand or b) the pterodactyl. They belong to Jack.
23. I will not snog the evil alien of the week unless it's my turn to do so.
24. I will not eat the rat jam on toast, even if it looks right.
25. I will not prepare a Powerpoint presentation on the many overlapping relationships on the team, illustrated with Venn diagrams and stills from the CCTV. If I do create a Powerpoint like that, I will not show it at meetings, but only link to it from individual IMs.
26. I will not hope that the Tenth Doctor never finds Jack again...just so Torchwood can continue and Jack and Ianto can have porny porny sex.
27. I will not write porn involving Jack and the hand.
28. I will not squeek/scream/look frightened every time the weevil jumps at the glass.
29. I will not stare at any employee of Torchwood for long amounts of time.
30. I will not reenact the Battle of Canary Wharf in the Hub.
Epic Names for Manly Men Penises
- Rock of Gibraltar
- Ezekiel's Blade
- Colossus of Rhodes |
| Biography |
I'm 30. I live in San Diego, CA. I studied International Relations, Political Science, and German Language for an Interdisciplinary Degree. I work in Hospitality. I love to go for long walks, read historical narratives and science fiction, and spend time with friends. |
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