marik - my name is marik!
bakura - i dont care
marik - what if i told you i had exclusive knowledge of certain secrets
bakura - i dont care
marik - once i posses what i desire, the millienium rod will mean absolutely nothing to me
bakura - ...........................i dont care
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kimo - ATTENTION DUELISTS! tonight you will be visisted by 3 spirits
kaiba - does that include you?
kimo - huh?
kaiba - are you one of the three spirits?
kimo - no!
kaiba - then kindly get the f*ck out of my mansion
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yami yugi - there you see?
kaiba - what the hell was that suposed to teach me?
yami yugi - what you dont know?
kaiba - no...enlighten me
yami yugi - look, if you dont know, im not telling you
kaiba - get the hell outta my bedroom
yami yugi - yea, thats what she said
kaiba - GET OUT!
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bandit keith - you cant beat me becuase im an american
- hey wattayou doing? asking for helps illegal...in america!
- this cant be happening....in america!
- now for my favourite shakespeare quote - "alas poor yorik, i new him....in america
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joey - i summon copycat...it allows me to copy your catch phrase....in america!
bandit keith - hey, thats my joke! it only works when i say "in america"...it loses all meaning when you say it
joey - ne? whats that? i couldnt hear you..i was too busy being american
bandit keith - YOUR NOT AMERICAN! you're not even wearing a flag on your head!
joey - you're right! i must of left it back home......in america!
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yami - wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
kaiba - yea so?
yami - thats agains the rules isnt it?
kaiba - screw the rules i have money!
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yami - yea well at least im not adopted
kaiba - what...did you just...say?
yami - sorry did i touch a nerve? why dont you run home and cry to your mummy? oh thats right, you dont have one
kaiba - yugi, i respect you as a duelist, but if you continue to act like a petulent child -
yami - hey everyone, look at me, im seto kaiba! i have a dragon fettish and i sound like brock from pokemon! screw the rules im in love with nurse joy!
kaiba - thats it muoto you're f*cking dead!
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worker 1 - the system is malfunctioning! it seems your ego was too large for the computer to simulate sir
kaiba - you guys are so fired
worker 2 - please sir just give us another chance
kaiba - no, from now on you can babysit mokuba, and by the way, he isnt potty trained yet
worker 1 - but sir! we spent so much money on this project
kaiba - screw the money i have rules! wait let me try that again
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yami (in flashback) - wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
kaiba (in flashback) - yea so?
yami (in flashback) - thats agains the rules isnt it?
kaiba (in flashback) - screw the rules i have green hair!
kaiba (not flashback) - huh? that was just weird...i should probably lay off the drugs
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ishizu - behold kaiba, the origin on duel monsters!
kaiba - OMG a giant rock!
ishizu - thats right kaiba, a giant rock
kaiba - i cant belive what im seeing...a gaint rock! its a rock and its giant!!
ishizu - yes and thats not all, come over here kaiba, and prepare to witness something incredible
kaiba - ok but its gonna be hard to beat that giant rock
ishizu - what you're about to see will change your life forever
kaiba - OMG, ANOTHER giant rock!
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kaiba - now yugi, prepare to suffer defeat at the hands of my -
yami - i cant hear you!
kaiba - what!?
yami - i said I CANT HEAR YOU! come back down you look really silly up there!
kaiba - i cant understand what your saying, i think i might be too high up!
yami - look, when you up there, i cant make out what you're - *splits screen appears*
kaiba - does this help?
yami - oh a splitscreen, yea thats much better