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Originally posted by DigiMark007
I have a tournament to participate in. And there was never an offer on the table for you to "expect" me to decline. It was a joking comment from Mungi, and only got turned into something different when people couldn't detect the sarcasm in it. So your first comment doesn't even make sense.

Laugh if you want. Your record is littered with dropouts, no-shows, spiteful decisions, words, insults, etc. etc. Once again you decided to ask me about "my record" as if I have something to hide. Yet you back it with nothing, making it a farce.

If ill's really just laughing and doing nothing while multiple people voice their dissent, maybe he shouldn't be hosting. Because of our verbal sparring here I realize that it seems like this debate is a 1-on-1, but I feel obligated to remind everyone again that 6 people voted against you. So yes, your record really does speak for itself Trick. And I'm not asking delph, or the participants, or anyone, to dislike you or any other drastic reaction. We're trying to ban you from judging. Nothing more.

And as long as we're comparing records: I've hosted 2 tournaments, ruined none, judged at least 4 times that I can remember, never had my decisions or biases questioned, participated in 4 tournaments, showed up for every match, made a respect thread and a tourney director guide to promote interest in the tournaments and ensure that they are run as smoothly as possible, and made a thread dedicated to remembering and honoring unique and exciting moments in tourney history. You've mutinied a tourney, thus ruining it, have missed multiple matches, dropped out and insulted directors and participants. Oh, but you did judge a few matches, and probably did a pretty decent job. Kudos.

And maybe you disagree with my words here, but it's not a grudge, only a general interest in the tournament, that motivates my actions against you.

So yes, I hope my record speaks for itself. Quit being immature. Either give me a legitimate reason to feel like I might be in the wrong, or just leave. Because the smug arrogance hiding behind non-defenses against anything I'm saying, just proves to me that you aren't mature enough to own up to your past failures, nor to our issues with you being involved with this tournament.

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Originally posted by Rufus T Firefly
Do to request, I will now type out my review for the Simpsons Movie.

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While sitting through the god awful pre-preview part of the movie experience The typical Simpsons geek would sit back and look back upon the blissful 18 seasons, going on 19, that we have been given. O we remember the laughs, such as the season 2 episode back in 1992 when The Simpsons began coming into it's own where Bart becomes a daredevil, and to each him a lesson our beloved Homer jumps over the gorge seriously wounding himself(video 1 in videos below). Or other brilliant moments such as the countless upon countless jobs Homer has had. Such as being an Astronaut in season 5, a Cartoon voice actor in season 7, even a Wal-Mart Greeter(not actually called Wal-Mart in one of the more recent seasons. We think back to the many brilliant guest stars that have been on the show, the list including Michael Jackson(before being considered a freak), Dustin Hoffman, The Three Surviving Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Patrick Stewart, Elizabeth Taylor, Buzz Aldrin, Johnny Carson, and even some of our favorite Baseball stars from the early 90's. Now with this trait this film doesn't seize to amaze us with the guest cameo's the show can rake in. Not to ruin who guest starred in the film, but one of the cameo's included one of Hollywood's greatest actor of the past 2 decades. We're disappointed in not seeing Sideshow Bob played by Kelsey Grammar but we still get the great Joe Montegna playing Fat Tony. You remember all this, however a chill races up your spine when you then remember the decline in the shows quality over the past few years. Oh we all loved David Mirkin's years when he ran the show, and we loved the focus on the family during Bill Oakley's and John Weinstein's show running years, but since the return of Al Jean, the cartoon has just become another cartoon. But alas! you recall the fantastic writing crew that's working on the movie. The Great John Schwartzwelder, writer of the most shows in the Simpsons History(55 full episodes) is working on the project and hasn't worked with the simpsons crew for years now. By the time all this is done we're finally dragged into the trailers and previews. So after enjoying the batman teaser among others like Fred Claus the movie begins.

(Actual Review Begins Here)
With All the thoughts bouncing around the Simpsons Geek's head, the film begins by killing off an American popular band, which brought very loud laughter across the film going audience. Ah this movie had so many classic moments restored and not once did I feel I was watching another boorish episode of, what season is it now, 18? My favorite character on this show has always Benn Grandpa Abraham Simpson, and the material he brought during the beginning of the film, restored all doubt I had. The film is full of lots of laughs, and lots of interesting satire, and subtly placed jokes. Including Fox advertisements during the movie. The Great Al Brooks lends his voice as the antagonist of the movie, previously voicing the friendly boss, but bent on taking over the world, Hank Scorpio in Season 8. The voicing talents of Dan Castlenetta(voice of Homer Simpson, among many others), the voice of Julie Cavner[voice of the entire Bouvier family(Marge's Family)], Nancy Cartwright,(Voices of Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, and Ralph Wiggum, Yeardly Smith,( voice of Lisa Simpson), Harry Shearer(voice of Principle Skinner, Mr. Burns, and Mr. Smithers), Hank Azaria(voice of Moe, Cheif Wiggum) and Tress MacNeille ( Misc.) were all dead on with the countless characters they portrayed, which in some later episodes seems like they aren't putting as much effort in as they had use to. The film has a predictable plot, though oddly enough has some touching moments, in which we really care for this characters in between the insane laughter we experience. The movie felt like an extended episode of when the Simpsons was just a little bit past it's prime, which is still really good. So at the advise of this fan, grab a Duff, have a donut, and go see this movie while bringing an extra pair of underwear -Red

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Originally posted by Rufus T Firefly
I've been asked to name all current mongooses so, here i go.



Founding Members
Redatom65 aka Rufus T. Firefly
Tricksterpriest
Hercules

Hulkbuster days
Jasonk3 aka Smellydogfarts aka jasonk4
Inamilist
Symmetric Chaos
Grey Fox
Horrorwolf

The Mongoose additions
Badabing
Marea
kayakat
SpunkySmurf
Martian_mind
Faceman
I forget if Tyrant is or isn't
Guy222
Lordcaedolcous
Nvr
llgarok
Jack_Harness
Charlemagne


Offers still floating:
Blairwind
Blight
if tyrant isn'tm, then tyrant
Darkcrawler
Batdude




Sorry if i forgot ya, but it is late...

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Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Tee hee.

You really don't get it.

I don't sit at my computer screen saying "Oh, golly gee, I really hope Rufus responds!"

To put it bluntly: I don't care if you respond to me. I don't care if Bran returns a joke. I don't care if Martian doesn't immediately return a PM when we have humorous net discussions. It doesn't bother me.

If you're trying to dig into me by saying "...cute", "Bran's sidekick", "only retort all night", then you're wasting your e-breath.

If people think I talk to Bran to much, they don't like a joke or two, or they look down on me, then I (pay close attention here, this is where you and I differ) actually don't give a flying f*ck.

Sure, waste your time attempting to attack my internet reputation or trying to bother me with pointless personal attacks.

It's really just a waste of a post.

Lolz, u verbly pwnd me der!

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Originally posted by Citizen V
That's cool .

Tell him V says hi .

And that God loves him .

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Originally posted by TricksterPriest
T.E.A.M - The Eradicating Angry Mongooses!

Grey Fox: Our Professor Xaiver. Keeps our Squad in tack. the heart and soul. Brings the family in at the end. he wields magic like powers similar to that of Dr. Fate and or Dr. Strange

Redatom65- Field Leader. gets overly carried away. Weary of fanboy placed traps and overly dedicated. Despite being 8 years of age he wields the abilities of Captain Atom despite talking in 3rd person.

Tricksterpriest- The wolverine like character of our group. When our team arrives at a scene he'll run head first even if he'll make a fool out of himself. He's got a healing factor of wolverine and The hulk fused into one. He points out everyone's foibles with the best of em. His power is reminiscent of Apocalypse and if your not careful he'll mind rape you biotch.

Hercules- Our strong man. He's stuck in the 1980's but hell do we love him for it. He often shows up somewhat late to the scene, but already drunk, even though it's a team rule that we get drunk on the battlefield.

Symmetric Chaos- Our local Flash. He makes plenty of quick and comical references but they ususally fall dead. he can be an as$ sometimes, but despite this he can be a life saver!

Horrorwolf- The Loner, usually disagrees with everyone and takes alot for it, but he still holds his own and we owe it to him. He is often comparable to thanos for he isn't a jobber shifty

Babading

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Originally posted by Rufus T Firefly
When a child screams because their parent won't let them watch their yugioh, When A turtle doesn't beat the rabbit, when the diabolical rattle snake defeats the great Mongoose. T.E.A.M is there! The T, often considered the most important letter in the alphabet. T often has sexual intercourse with the **** of the alphabet "U." Therefore there would be no T in T.E.A.M without T! T stands for The! Great Caesar's ghost without this letter it'd make me think of my old girlfriend tam, or "tammy" as she preferred to be called. Without E there would be no justice in what we do. Without E! there would be no drunk staggering Hercules. Why, yes the Letter E is the clogged arteries of our fine institution that was built on the ancient penguin burial grounds o so many years ago. Some think the E stands for over emphasize, but only the wise truly know it stands for Eradicating. Now I know you 3rd grade viewers at ho,e are saying, "Eradicating?" Well I know you spelling Bee Champs are asking about the word origin, but quite frankly I do not know. Without This next letter. Tricksterpriest wouldn't have that Fancy Golden tooth! This letter supplies all our pride, money, lust, this letter's just one giant sin in the view of all religions. And that's exactly why they elected me team leader, but only true evil can be the master mind! *looks at Grey Wolf* This Letter will give you money, but kick your as$ letter. Give it Up for the letter A! Most of you drop outs are saying does A stand for apple. well all I have to say is. pal. You've got some nerve. the A stands for ANGRY! Boy o Boy kids if you've read this far, you must love me as it is. What dedication! Let's blaze onward with my cheesy "worker of the week" Slide Show. Without this letter no one would no who we are. This letter is the most mysterious, fur, eradicating letter of hem all. This letter would kill me if it had the chance. This letter makes socks and fanboys shiver in their boots. The letter I mean is the letter M! For Mongoose! That's right we are the Beatles! .....I mean we are the mongooses and trust me we will have a number one hit on the charts soon enough! So no that you've read my seminar you can't close our thread. MONGOOSES ASSEMBLE!

Redatom65-Captain Atomish dude-Field Leader!

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Originally posted by Redatom65
gather round children, and i'll tell you all a tale. The humble tail, of the beginning of the mongooses. A few months ago, when I was jsut afloating user, Trick and I conversed on a joke about Frank Welker, and during those days, Xmeat ran flamboyantly unmatched. Then came Hercules. A new user, willing to lick poles. Trick and I welcomed him, and it wasn't long to Sym joined us on our hulk hunting quest. I started the trend of making silly banners, and it caught on, until the fateful day, we saw Herc withstanding a whipser from Blackbolt. The brainchild of Grey Fox, Me, and Tricky arrose, and we created the hulkbusters. Unfortinetly Digi locked it, but by this time our folds grew. We had Badabing and Jason now, and it was from my soft meaningless sarcastic pitch to anme ourselves the mongooses, that Herc ran with the idea. Ah yes Herc and I had so much fun with the idea, and soon I'd create this very thread, with the hilarity of the opening post, the very post, that'd allow us to keep this thread open. Our thread was simple, but funny. It wasn't til Herc pitched a sarcastic idea to recruit users, til our braindead freind Trickster invite Kaya and Marea over. and soon Smurf and Martian would join. Guy would follow with his brother as well. Smurf and others would make dumb comments upsetting Bada, Herc, Marea, and Kaya, getting pwned by them, and Trick would upset Marea time and time again, but luckilly, our team bond was strong, and we were able to maintain, and luckilly for faceman, he missed most of the conflict. ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the origin of the mongooses, a simple, but charming rant, from Redatom65

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Originally posted by TricksterPriest
You are a comic genius.

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Martian_mind wrote on Apr 10th, 2007 02:28 AM:
Nothing,it's perfect,your perfect.Thankyou.

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Originally posted by Blight
First of all... the first two were the worst two... but that's just IMO, so your 'knowledge' of the series is based upon 2/7...

guess what kind of grade that is?























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That's a failing grade, you know, And thus my opinion has been validated.

And again... "Speaking of Off Topic"? What part of that don't you get.... your last sentence makes dog shit for structure.