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Rob: squid lady doesnt need to be there
Rob: everything else is jungley
Rob: heck, even the bear can get away with it
Rob: but... a squid?
Josh: yeah, I get the feeling we're not even supposed to ask
Rob: i assumed that when the bear in a leaf attempted to rape a gazzelle on a swing

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Lana: I will never stop being amused by the fact that chocolate causes your brain to create the same chemicals that it does during sex
Josh: in a way, it makes sense
Josh: is there any food better than chocolate?
Lana: nope
Lana: I love chocolate ^^
Josh: and is there any physical activity better than sex?
Lana: nope ^^
Josh: I rest my case.
Josh: Chocolate is, quite simply, culinary sex.

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Rob: CANT LET YOU DO THAT STAAAAAARFOX
Josh: Ahh, British Wolf...
Rob: and cartoon pigma!
Rob: ... and GOOD leon :{
Josh: Ahndross hahs ordered us to take you down. *sips tea*
Rob: *with sheik. in the same cockpit. and somehow still flies.*
Josh: Yes.
Rob: leon X sheik/zelda OTP
Josh: .....................................
Josh: *falls out of chair*

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Josh: I've changed my title more often...
Josh: ...am I still twisted and evil? I can't remember
Lana: yeah
Lana:
Josh: ^^
Lana: that's an amusing question, out of context
Josh: .........
Josh: *falls over laughing*

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bolshevikpenguin: Hmph.
bolshevikpenguin: You and your "sleep"
bolshevikpenguin: What the hell is that, anyway?
Josh: I'm starting classes tomorrow again...
Josh: I'm gonna need more of it.
bolshevikpenguin: Still doesn't explain what it is...
Josh: A natural state of bodily rest characterized by muscle relaxation and lowered circulatory and respiratory rates, within which the body's cells may be restored, and the brain may sort out its memories of the days events and associated prior memories through REM sleep, or, in certain individuals, the brain remains in an active, wakeful state at a deeper level of consciousness, and one may indulge in fantasies or concepts improbable or impossible in the real world.
bolshevikpenguin: ...You really had to type all that?
Josh: ...Yes?

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Jamie says:
"From the people who brought you tree sex now bring you ice humping. Cold to the touch, frost bite oh yes, and even the possibility of catching dinner with the right bait"

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Me to Lana, while playing Brawl: It suck that they took out Bowser's rape move from Melee...

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Josh: plus samurai panties-wearing lizard women is just a more entertaining topic, overall
Josh: ...GOD I type the WEIRDEST things
Lana: ...
Lana: *falls over*

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Jordan: my mind is elsewhere
Lana: porn?
Jordan: actually, yes, I just finished with it
Josh: was it a PHOTO PHINISH?!
Jordan: fer surezies
Lana: ...why do I feel the sudden need to sing the Final Fantasy victory theme?
Jordan:
Jordan: *plays Zelda item discovery theme* You found... SEMEN!
Josh: Jordan reached level 18!
Lana:
Josh: What's this? Jordan is evolving!
Jordan: *flickers between Jordan and... whatever I evolve into*
Josh: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN
Josh: da da daaaa dadada dee deeeee!
Josh: Congratulations!
Josh: Jordan evolved into EXHAUSTED!
Jordan:
Lana: *falls over*

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Josh: rimp sounds like a debilitating disease
Josh: ...a debilitating STD
Jordan: or a generic Asian pronouncing 'limp'
Josh: "I'm sorry, but your results are in, and... you have rimp."
Lana: *facepalms*
Josh: "Oh, so -that's- why my nipples look like miniature narwhals!"
Lana: okay, yeah, I just burst out laughing :P
Josh: it's a very serious disease *sage nod*
Jordan: rofl
Josh: ...damnit, I want rimp to be real now

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Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
*shot for artist joke*
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
you roll a 01
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
awww
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
wait, I have a mechanical pencil with a graphite reload feat
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
that gives me an automatic reroll
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
oh snap
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
okay, let's try again
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
6
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says:
rofl
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
what's your skill?
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
[woot]
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
um, let me check...
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
11
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
hmm
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
well, that's under 9000
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
damn
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says:
8506
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
but a score of 16 was close
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
er, 17
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
I can do maths
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
*checks skill list*
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
wait!
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
I have the photoshop buff too
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
and a medium-sized digital tablet
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
combined, those increase my skill 9000-fold
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
oh, nice
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
9011 is over 9000
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
so you pass!
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
yay!
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says:

Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says:
dundundunduuuundundundundaaadun
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
Josh gains 4758 exp.!
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
Josh reaches level 69!
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
Attack increases to 112!
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
Defence increases to 92!
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
Speed increases to 242!
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
Intelligence is maxed out!
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says:
*snickers*
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
Wit increases to 1138!
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says:

And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
Josh is learning Nerd Strike. But Josh can only learn four moves!
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
oh shit
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
should I drop Palette Swap, or Breathing?
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
the second!
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says:
without Breathing you'll be constantly losing health and I got rid of my healing moves :P
Dak -_Talk nerdy to me_says:
...why would you get rid of your healing moves?!
And I said 'What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?' - REX - says:
because she's Laaaaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaaa
Dak -_Talk nerdy to me says:
oh, right
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says:
I'm a black mage, not a white mage!
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says:
I blow shit up
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says:
:P
Dak - Talk nerdy to me says:
*forgets Palette Swap*
Dak - Talk nerdy to me_says:
*learns Nerd Strike*

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Astera ton Proinon says (2:45 PM):
*FAIL!
Astera ton Proinon says (2:45 PM):
*RANCOR TIME!
Astera ton Proinon says (2:45 PM):
**Pulls lever*
Lana (L) breathe me... says (2:46 PM):
*Okay, seriously, you think -that- will work on me? *waves hand, lever back to normal* =D
Astera ton Proinon says (2:46 PM):
**P-Pulls lever* ****! GEORGE LUCAS YOU SAID YOU'D FIX TH....I DON'T WANT TO ADD IT IN DIGITALLY
Astera ton Proinon says (2:46 PM):
*I WANT TO ****ING DO IT FOR REAL
Astera ton Proinon says (2:46 PM):
*GOD