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Originally posted by mattatom
I got invited as well and when i asked Faunus why I should join he replied.

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Originally posted by Eminence
Because I said so, shankface.

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Originally posted by Lord Lucien
He called me a f*cktard.


I smiled.

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Originally posted by Eminence
Mattatom, digivolve toooooo...!

MattMolecuuuuuule!

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Originally posted by Darth Storm
it says in wikipeedia that all forms can be used without lightsabers

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Lord Lucien
That's right. Even when you're playing sports, so long as you're on the defensive you're applying Soresu. Or whenever people dance---using Makashi. Whenever someone has a violent seizure full of sporadic and erratic twitching---Juyo.

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Lord Lucien
Bandon? F*ck, man, why don't you just give Revan Thor and his mighty hammer while you're at it. Sheesh, talk about your overkill, Matt.

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Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Yea except the people that claim I do this have never defeated me in an argument, instead electing to play "I know you are but what am I", and lying to themselves

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Originally posted by mattatom
The reason why your 'never defeated' is because no argument with you is ever finished as you avoid it.

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Originally posted by Red Nemesis
times infinity infinity times to the infinitieth power infinity times.

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Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Ultimate overpowered God team that is better than Slash KMC:

Leader: Bandon Mando Wars
Veteran: Bandon on Tatooine
Hotshot: Bandon on the Leviathan
Lady: Nancy Pelosi
Outsider: Darth Bandon

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Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Bandon solos.

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Originally posted by Red Nemesis
This is blatantly false:
Language exists. Punctuation exists.

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Originally posted by Nephthys
Can it give oral sex in the back of your dads car that one time when you were drunk and wanted to know what it felt to go the other way?

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Originally posted by Janus Marius
Bandon for the win.

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Originally posted by BoratBorat
galen marek Bandon wins.

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Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Seriously, what have you done?! You're creating of Jesus Bandon Norris will bring upon the ruin of this entire forum's credibility!

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Originally posted by Red Nemesis
You make a very insightful and well-reasoned point. The hordes of citations and reams of evidence you have supplied us with is a real credit to your intelligence and effort.

I am afraid that you have neglected a rather important point:


Bandon solos.

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Originally posted by ares834

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Originally posted by \\S//
Darth Bandon was on even terms with Revan, much like Windu and Dooku or Qel-Droma and Kun were on even terms, so what makes him so special?

HERETIC!!!!

Bandon is leagues above Revan and anyone else on this list.

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Originally posted by Red Nemesis
You have your list, but here's mine:
I'd say:

Kyp: 27,000,000,000 per cell
Anakin: 25,000 per cell
Leia: 23,000,000 per cell
Luke: 22,500,000,000,000 per cell
Galen Marek: 1500 per cell
Palpatine: 12 per cell
Yoda: 11,501 per cell
Bandon: 8.57 * 10^96 per cell

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Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
The two of them 'solo' the 501st? That's amazing. I never thought Jedi could learn the Dragon Ball fusion dance.

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Originally posted by ares834
Are you serious.... Did you just say you are a better saber duelest than Bandon.... The fact that you even have to use a saber suggests otherwise.

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Originally posted by ares834
My name is tteZ Hellwalker, I am a 9,500 year old Human Male. I was born with a midi-chlorian count of over 9,950,000,000,000,042 per cell because I was conceived by Darth Badass Bandon. I reign above the Grand Lord of the Newer Sith Order in 120,069 ABY, I am known as the Dai-Grand Sith Lord, I wear the Prehumous Ceremonial Sith Robe from Force Unleashed 2 and have been given the Force Amplifying Kaiburr Crystal, which is worn on a necklace, not only do I have access to every Sith Knowledge Database, in which I have learned to kill a thousand other Force Sensitives with a mere gesture, to levitate and fly and even alter the orbits of galactic objects with telekinesis alone, but I'm allowed to study the Jedi arts and wield Jedi Powers freely although I am completely immune the Light Side's corruption. If need be, I can use any power ever!11!1!! I will never transcend into the Force because I am immortal.

Not only am I the second most Powerful Force User of all time (after Bandon of course), but I'm also the second greatest lightsaber duelist as well, I use no single Form of Lightsaber Combat, in a duel I alternate from all Seven Lightsaber Forms, Vapaad, the Fast Style, the Medium and the Strong Style as needed. I wield a curved transparent stone lightsaber hilt, the lightsaber has two thousand crystals, one of these crystals amplifies and bonds to my Force Energy and uses it to increase the power and heat of the blade, the other is a pure rainbow lightsaber crystal, producing a rainbow blade. Because of these crystals, my lightsaber is more powerful than any other lightsaber blade in History. It is also as large as a galaxy and I can destroy entire Solar Systems with one swing.

I also killed Zett Heavenwalker, raped his Force Ghost then fed on his force energies completley and utterly destroying him.

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Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
Everyone one knows that Zabrak sweat excessively when they're dealing with any sort of shaft, period.

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Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I'd say Vader kills Plagueis, and Sidious kills Revan--BUT, in his dieing moments, Revan pull a pokeball from his pocket: "Bandon, I choose you!"

Bandon solos with his Force push. He and Vader celebrate with breakfast at IHOP.

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Originally posted by Darth Angel
Darth Bandon owns all

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Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Escape is the guy who claims to have been fooled by his girlfriend into reading the entire Twilight series. That's like slipping, falling, and inadvertently having sex with a complete stranger in a shopping mall who happens to be wearing an orange prison jumpsuit; sometimes, there's no excuse good enough.