Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refigerator
-Unknown
Chaos is the law of nature, Order is the dream of man. - Henry Brooks Adams
My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo Montoya (played by Mandy Patinkin)
I am become time the destroyer of worlds. - Shiva (The Bhaghvad Gita)
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic, such that no one had the chance to interrupt him, it was really quite hypnotic. - Jean Luc Picard
Communism . . . its all about the love. - unknown
A monk asked Ummon, "What is Buddha?" Ummon answered, "A dried stick of dung." - Proverb
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets. - From Doctor Who
The NRA says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. - Eddie Izzard
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. - John Lehman
A cult is a religion with no political power. -Tom Wolfe
In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!
- Green Lantern Oath
"Trevor! I need help! these Nazi zombies refuse to listen to reason!" - WonderWoman
Greatest Smilies Ever:
"All glory to the hypotoad" - Futurama
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"Nothing personal. Just revenge." - Afro Samurai
The waves swell and churn
Beating upon the helpless shore
Chaos reigns supreme
-Nino Arana's girlfriend
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. - Michael Pritchard
"Don't worry--It only seems kinky the first time." - Unknown
"Who runs the universe matters not! What makes it run is my prime objective!" - Metron
Skaarson, hear my cry
Cool my eyes
Warm my heart
Let me dream again
- From the narration of IncredibleHulk #95
"Want to know what's evil? Don't study a philosophy book, just watch who gets hurt when the cleric casts holy smite" - D&D Player's Handbook
"Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out." - The 9 Billion Names Of God
"Go be invulnerable in New Jersey." - The Incredible Hulk
Doko said sadly, "I cannot follow you. I cannot understand you."
"I cannot understand myself," said the master.
"What after all are these churches now if they are not the tombs and sepulchers of God?" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Whoever marries the zeitgeist will be a widower soon." - August Everding
"If you can see Cherenkov radiation it isn't good either, since it means you've stuck your head inside an active nuclear reactor." - Grandpa
"Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them" - Unknown
"When you see something strange it's best to keep an open mind, a straight face and a shut mouth."
Only a jailer would consider the term "escapist" pejorative.
if this wasnt 4chan id thank you for the info
since this is 4chan i hereby question your sexuality
-Anon
Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense. And maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up. But I have a great life and a great family and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up. Because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.
- From South Park "All About Mormons"
"Looks like there'll be no money for you, crazy round man."
- Samurai Jack
"Evil is a presence here. The geometry of these twisted halls pulls it out of the air. Distills it. Gives it motion. Gives it intent."
- Brian Clevinger
"So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot."
- George Orwell
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a bowl."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere."
The Priest: "Hey, wanna go screw that little kid?"
The Rabbi: "Screw him outta what?"
Take heed Chestnut 'fore you reply--to Santa Claus one cannot lie
Say you've been "nice" and find it true, a gift of kings I'll give to you.
But answer good and be it boast--
In hell my Chestnut you will roast
-Etrigan The Demon (posing as a mall Santa)
If we can hit that bulls-eye then all the dominoes will fall like a house of cards, checkmate!
- Zapp Brannigan
My new bill will make rape the new legal tender of America.
- President of the United States (from chainsaw suit)
Yoda: Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger.
Anakin: But anger leads to passion.
Yoda: Passion leads to jealousy.
Anakin: Jealousy leads to nurturing.
Yoda: Nurturing leads to weakness.
Anakin: Weakness leads to humility.
Yoda: Humility leads to injustice.
Anakin: Injustice leads to heroism.
Yoda: Heroism leads to pride.
Anakin: Pride leads to patriotism.
Yoda: Patriotism leads to totalitarianism.
Anakin: Totalitarianism leads to power.
Yoda: Power... leads to suffering.
Anakin: I don't like... suffering.
Yoda: Mmmm. I sense much fear in you.
Anakin: No you don't.
Yoda: Do too.
-- Darths & Droids
Test everything. Hold on to what it good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
Member Of The Cult Of Stat Normalization:
STATS FOR THE STAT GOD! BELLS FOR THE BELLCURVE!
Hi. This is Wilford Brimley. Welcome to Retardation: A Celebration. Now, hopefully with this book, I'm gonna dispel a few myths, a few rumors. First off, the retarded don't rule the night. They don't rule it. Nobody does. And they don't run in packs. And while they may not be as strong as apes, don't lock eyes with 'em, don't do it. Puts 'em on edge. They might go into berzerker mode; come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming "No, no, no" and all they hear is "Who wants cake?" Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.
Strangers With Candy
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark of the Covenant, too sacred to be touched. They ascribe to the men of the preceding age a wisdom more than human, and suppose what they did to be beyond amendment... laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind... as that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, institutions must advance also, to keep pace with the times.... We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain forever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors.
-- Thomas Jefferson
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