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| Date Registered: |
May 11th, 2009 |
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Senior Member  |
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| Total Posts: |
924 |
| Last Online: |
Mar 16th, 2010 (Find all posts/Find all threads) |
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| Birthday |
July 26th |
| Gender |
Male |
| Favorite Movies |
All Arnold, all Sly, most Chuck, some of both Bruce's(Lee and Willis), some Tom, some Jean Claude, some Wesley, most Jackie, some Mel, some Jack... |
| Favorite Movie Stars |
See favorite movies... |
| Favorite Movie Quote |
F**k YOU a**hole...
- Arnold
I'll give you so many lefts you'll be begging for a right...
- Chuck |
| Location |
Omniversal High Court |
| Interests / Hobbies |
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine headin' my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder
It's the truth, it's actual
Ev'rything is satisfactual
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day, yes sir!
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine headin' my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder
It's the truth, it's actual
Ev'rything is satisfactual
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, feeling this way
Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder
It is the truth, it's actual... huh?
Where is that bluebird? Mm-hm!
Ev'rything is satisfactual
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day! |
| Biography |
What's to tell? Raised by wolves. Trained under Musashi(who had been resurrected by a light-speed punch from Bruce Lee and left in a state of hibernation under a blanket of frozen bear furs, until I discovered him and thawed him with the hot blood of recent prey). Studied quantum, nuclear, and astrophysics under Hawkings, a newly zombified Einstein, and the ghostly apparition of Hideki Yukawa. Underwent genetic modification therapy at Area 51 where the ET's from planet Zagnon oversaw the experiment, and successfully implemented auto-erectile mental connection, which allows an individual to become erect or flaccid at will, and to maintain either state regardless of mental or physical stimulation and even ejaculation. Because of this, I am twice the man the manliest man on Earth is, with the exception of Chuck Norris whose manliness has yet to be charted by any form of test. At the moment, I am laying low and avoiding drawing too much attention to myself, and have temporarily deposited my mind into the internet to keep an eye on the activities of my many formidable enemies. Should they get too close to finding me, I will shut down the internet; a feat as of yet only achieved by Chuck Norris. |
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