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Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
See? A man who knows what he is talking about.

Happy 18th birthday by the way you ugly maggot.

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Originally posted by General Kaliero
DorianYates, if I or Peach see personal attacks like that from you again, rest assured you will be receiving yet another warning on you rather illustrious record.

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Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
...Are you guys fvcking blind?

Sado in fact DID attack him first after he gave him a compliment, and Sado has been bashing him just as much as he has Sado, why is Dorian the only one who is getting reported and demeaned by a mod?

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Originally posted by BOOG
MY CAPS BUTTON IS BROKE IN IDIOT BUT **** YOU,, I ASKED A SIMPLE QEUSTION ITS MY OPINION I JUS WANNA KNOW EVERYONES,,,I DONT NEED FAGGETS LIKE YOU TALKIN SHIT IFR YOU DONT LIKE IT LEAVE MY POST IDIOT

like i said i didnt read the books so i dont know much about jacen or his sister or ben for the most part ive read up stuff on them and yeah i see that jacen was insanely bad ass but also on wikipedia it sounds like the way they put it that luke could have went and killed him easily but didnt want to because his hatred would cause him to turn....so im not sure how to rank them guys i thought about it it alot and i put obi wan so high because like i said have you seen him get wooped hes the most underrated jedi ever in my book...and why shouldnt vador be on there are you serious,,,,and who ever comented about star killer killing himself yeah he did killed him self dint get killed by nebody but also he wooped vador and then sidious enyalis your list is intresting i dont know most of them where can i read up on em also when u guys post a list can u give me reason and facts why u posted them i fixed my keyboard for homo boy up there as well

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Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
Hey noob, can you say reported? And what happened to your caps button being broken? Did you finally figure out that tapping it once "fixes" it?

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Originally posted by Advent
How did you know they were black belts? Were you stalking them? Or were they attacked as soon as they got out of their cheap, takes-one-year-to-become-a-blackbelt classes?

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Originally posted by DarkSerpent
Darth Tentacle
Male
Race...Cock Tentacle Monster

Abilities-ripping chicks form different points in time then doing them orally anally vaginall pretty everyway at once...

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Originally posted by Elite Hunter
You revived a 7 year old thread, why, just why?

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Originally posted by Gideon
Tisk, tisk, Nebaris.

This is the predicament before us, regarding the banter: you think you're funny and I'm not, I think I'm funny and you're not, and even if we ignore the fact that I'm greater than you in all virtues (I say virtues because, have no fear, you remain unmitigated in your accomplishments in stalking and delusion), we have the fact that only one of us here has ever been lauded, praised, and admired for his wit. That would be me. The other person in this scenario has only been mocked and ridiculed for it. Oh, except for Darth Exodus. He happens to like you, though it seems you have a great deal in common. Your mother called to tell me that when you two get together for sleep overs and washes the sheets, she finds curious stains on them, plus the crumpled cover of Path of Destruction and Rule of Two. And not only does she find you unfunny, but she also happens to consider you an abomination, a mistake. A cosmic reminder why sometimes, killing infants is the right thing. Translation: you can't keep up with the banter and revert to "LULZ I R FUNNY BUT U R NOT!" and everyone is inclined to disagree with you and agree with me.

The predicament before us regarding the logic is much simpler: I have a quote issued from George Lucas that the prequel trilogy is the prime of the Jedi. You say it refers to peace; I prove that the dark side had been in ascension for two hundred years and Palpatine's rise to power (as well as the Clone Wars) were on the brink. Furthermore, a reference to the trilogy does not just apply to its first movie. Meanwhile, even if it did refer to peace (which it doesn't), what does

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Originally posted by Janus Marius


Additionally, Sidious looking pained and panicked before Yoda even does anything is overlooked, because I said so.



Above: The look on Escape's face when he realizes he's hopeless and cannot debate objectively. Also; Sidious' non-pained and panicked face when Yoda just gives him a stern look during the sith lightning DBZ battle.

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Originally posted by Gideon
How quaint. For the record, Darth Exodus, while it seems rather obvious that Schwarzenegger either is disgusted by you or despises you, none of your attempts to bait him are remotely funny. Take your hand off your cock, put your pants back on, close Rule of Two, thank your mother for not aborting you while she had the (legal) chance, and practice your comic skills or improvisational ability.

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Originally posted by Janus Marius
Translation: Yoda is really good, but because he didn't kill Sidious and create a George Lucas paradox and totally make the OT obsolete, he must somehow not be good enough to have those same openings. I rule.



Translation: I claim that all your arguments are unsound and not valid without submitting any definite proof of reason of my own. I win!



Translation: You make a good argument, I say no to all of it because I love Sidious. I win!



Translation: I'll jab at your forum which I willingly left because I found out I couldn't bash regulars and administrators and not get a simple warning. I'm going to act amused because it makes me seem more reasonable and mature if I do that, instead of kneeling and begging the forum for forgiveness from my rabid fanboyism.



Above: Escape's fanboyism and argument being blown away.

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Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
I'd be a surprise butt plug.

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Originally posted by Gideon
Ode to Janus

Our friendship has been tempered
This, I do well know.
I'm sure that there have been times
You want to smack a hoe.

You think that I am a fanboy of Sidious,
I think the Ancient Sith are downright hideous

You think that I truly suck at debating,
But it comes as naturally as masturbating

You think that I think you suck,
The truth is that I just don't give a ****.

No matter the length our arguments might span,
I just want you to know that I love you, man.

Composed by Gideon
Inspired by Knightfa11's thread to Skywalker(Numbers)

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Originally posted by Nebaris
I would so love to engage Dave in a boxing match.

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Originally posted by GahLakTus
well there are not many black people in star wars, only mace windu and lando, And revan seems to posses the badassness of a black man. i vote YES

[QUOTE=7647757]Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
that's so stupid I dont know where to begin.

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Originally posted by King Adas
Nigga please.

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Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
no no, NJO Luke is black, the rest are white.

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Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
Forth, you started with me, like you try to do with everyone else, only this time you came barking up the wrong tree, homie. You tried to call me out and in the process, you made yourself look EXTREMELY stupid and now everyone is just laughing at you. Even the 40 year old guy who cant get laid, is taking time from looking up kiddie porn, just to stop and laugh at you. LOL...you're a funny little kid...stay up man...and keep your sorry ass, pathetic posts coming, I could use a good laugh before I go to bed. You brighten my whole day.

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Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Dude, you're pissing me off with your constant positive attitude. It's like a cheerleader vomiting sunshine. Everyone on this planet knows Noobaris can't debate, nor has Noobaris even won a debate. Noobaris types because Noobaris likes to see his own text, that is his only purpose. Nobody here takes any of his posts seriously, so stop being so nice.

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Originally posted by Darth Sexy
I don't know, the way LOTF authors are going, they are going to somehow make Jacen more powerful than Sidious. I'm going to shit a brick if that happens.

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Originally posted by Darth Hord
The mods there(in lucasforums) are nothing more than fanboys with power.

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Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
HAHA, your site is garbage. First off, its full of blatant bullshit and riddled with spelling and grammatical errors. How is anyone supposed to take you seriously when you are that unprofessional on a website viewable by anyone?

What was your rationale? Tyrannus is stronger than Vader cause he beat OB1 and Vader lost to OB1? Uh, you do know that Vader and Anakin are the same person and Anakin tooled Dooku right? One moment of weakness or error doesn't undo badassness. Also, Dooku never beat OB1 in saber combat after he became the master of his form.

Also, you say its obvious that Sidious let Mace win? Ok...and your reasoning is that his moves looked choppier and he disposed of 3 other master in seconds, but not Mace. What does that tell you? That Mace is a firm tier or two above those other Jedi and due to shatter-point and vaapad, he was the best one to fight Sidious. I know a lot of people willing to take a boot to the face and drop their weapon out of a window on the chance that someone will help you. He tried to use lightning and it didn't work until Anakin chopped Mace's arm off. Get a clue kid, seriously.

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Originally posted by Borbarad




Learn how to read, TDTD.

Let me repeat it for the world.
When TDTD got banned from KMC, you joined KMC at the same day.
When TDTD got banned from EOD, you joined EOD at the same day.
You both share the same name, are jewish and live in the same state.

Wow. The list of coincidences will never end. And now STFU, TDTD.

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Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
you're a fcuking idiot. you obviously know dick about star wars and you have no life or role models in your life, thus looking up to a toolbox like SS. You say you're a friend...whats he look like? Wheres he live? how old is he? why does he have porn b!tches on his site as his "girlfriend" when clearly you must fill that roll? Get a life loser. Better yet, get a job and girl and try to slide your little pecker inside her...kinda how SS does your ass...loser.

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Originally posted by Riverollv
It's useless to debate with him, Kadesh. He is a Malak super-fanboy. All he says is crap, you will never make him see his stupidity.

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Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Except Sidious is #1 in the minds of GL, hence all of the canon sources and texts. You already look like a buffoon because you can't win a debate, nor can you debate at all. You look even more pathetic when you constantly argue with canon. Nobody cares about your opinion Noobaris, otherwise you wouldn't have been banned 10+ times. All you're doing now is making everybody laugh.

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Originally posted by Tangible God
Nebaris: "Captain REX?"

REX: "GM Nebaris."

Nebaris: "You have interfered with my Socks for the last time." *pulls moon out of orbit only to have REX ban it*

REX: "A dumbass you have become, the Noob Side I sense in you."

Nebaris: "I have become more of a blatant dumbass than any sock, even Numan."

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Originally posted by Nikkolas
Galen, I know you're trying to learn more about SW so I'll do what I can to inform you about the Sith.

First and foremost, if you ever hear anyone say "the Ancient Sith pown new age Sith" don't believe it. It's totally crap and baseless. Naga Sadow, one of the most infamous Ancient Sith, did really nothing except throw a brick with The Force. The accounts of him blowing up stars is clearly stated to be done through his Flagship's technology. This tech could be used by even weaklings lin the Force.

The most powerful Sith Lord EVER is a new age Sith. The Sith is known as Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Sources to back this up:

Page 109 from the Dark Empire sourcebook:

"Palpatine has risen from the dead. The most powerful Sith Lord who ever lived had returned."

Empire's End, one of the Sith spirits: "He gave up everything to the Dark Side long ago. He has become the greatest who ever lived. He is the strongest who ever lived....I say we give what he wishes."

Star Wars Insider, Kevin J. Anderson, upon asked if he ever intended his Sith to be stronger than the OT sith: "No. Exar Kun, Naga Sadow and the others are on a firmly lower tier than Emperor Palpatine."

On TFN.net, official response to the strongest Sith: "Palpatine at his peak."

Essential Chronology: "the most powerful Sith who had ever lived, Emperor Palpatine had returned from the grave."

Now you know comics so you'll be well versed in people calling narrative hyperbole. Take into note these feats along with those quotes:

Palpatine learned a Force Storm. It is is an attack that rips apart the fabric of existence and space-time. It can do everything from create a wormhole to move a person lightyears to ravage the surface of a planet to annihilate starfleets. Palpatine uses Force lightning with enough power to kill 100 augmented Strormtroopers effortlessly. Same lightning reduced 3 dark siders strong enough to resurrect Darth Maul to charred skeletons.

His battle with Luke in Dark Empire, according to the audio, had enough energy sent off to kill nearby Stormtroopers. He also can drain planets of their energy.

This brings us to Darth Nihilus. I'm thinking of him as possibly the second strongest Sith.

"He is a wound in the Force, more presence than flesh, and in his wake life dies… sacrificing itself to his hunger."
―Visas Marr [

"One cannot have power of that magnitude and still think and perceive the universe as we do."
―Kreia

Nihilus' power is more his nature than his abilities. Whereas people like Palpatine and Exar Kun gain their strengh through learning the ways of the Sith and the like, Nihilus is just a natural force and blight on The Force itself. Everything that is alive serves to be drained by him and everything he consumes adds to his power. In a way, he is the "ultimate" dark side user as he does not really want to rule the galaxy...or destroy the Jedi. All he wants is to feed his hunger for power and that power comes from death.

I think that's all right.

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Originally posted by Black Dalek
I may be a Doctor Who geek, but I don't masturbate to Darth Bane porn.

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Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Noobaris is constantly getting owned and in his own little world of denial, he's a master debater. I can't help but chuckle amusingly everytime he tries to tell people he's owning 4-5 at the same time.

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Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Noobaris, doesn't it suck when you spend your entire life on this forum and can't win an argument?

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Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Noobaris, you're an embarassment to mankind.

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Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
ZOMG!!! don't call him out on a typo when "i" and "o" are right next to each other!!!

Planet's bringing sexy back...nebaris don't know how to act...












don't just teenage girls and f@gs like Justin Timberlake?

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Originally posted by Blaxican
Excuse Sexyback, his already low IQ has been decreased even further by all the non-stop Bane porn he's been watching.

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Originally posted by mider
Oh god, we're entering the 'Age of Bane.'

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Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
alf, or whatever you named your current sock, you are without a doubt the stupidest person on these boards. You may not take me seriously, but then, who takes you seriously? oh thats right, NOBODY. You're a loser who constantly has Bane's dick in your mouth. If something is virtually impervious, then that means its not completely safe from it. Also, while the blade itself is weightless, it follows where the hilt goes, the faster the hilt, the faster the blade. Now since You're always so big on "teh pLaN3tZ uBeR logic" of star wars, you have to realize that since we have sound and explosions in space, a weightless object can inflict damage upon your precious Bane. Get over it, he is able to lose, he's not uber and he and his armor can be damaged by a lightsaber.

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Originally posted by General Kenobl
As a person from India, I would like to address this matter. I hate it when people say "oh ancient indians sent their kids to sex gurus to learn sex, when they didnt". All right, the way its shown makes us look like a perverse civilization. Of course I doubt you didn't mean it that way, did you Kadesh (OR DID YOU!!! )

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Originally posted by General Kenobl

LOL, as I dont mind racists Indian jokes too much. But you know, red dots is not for males my friend, otherwise that makes Bastila and Revan lesbians

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Originally posted by Blaxican
If you beat the entire KOTOR game as a male without dying once, at the end they'll let you see a bonus secret video with the Exile having steamy hot butsecks with Traya.

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Originally posted by Nine-Tail Fox
get off these forum ass-pounder

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Originally posted by Captain Planet
"I'm sorry Gideon, I don't know if people have ever told you this, but you are not an authority here, you are not a Lucasarts employee. You sometimes act as if you feel you are superior to others, and on a higher level in wisdom, and thus feel that you can dictate whenever someone's right or wrong. Do people have to come to you whenever they make an argument, and run it by you? In your eyes, yes. In reality, no. Remember Gideon, you're in my Kingdom, you're my humble slave, you don't dictate whether I'm right or wrong, it's the opposite. I'm a god to you, you run your arguments and ideas through me, you got that? KTHXBAI."
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Originally posted by mider999

"planet grow up you act like a child, people like you when being proven wrong get all upset and start cussing, it makes you look foolish and it proves that you have no faith in your own argument but are just getting upset over the fact that there is proof against your argument in the first place."
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Originally posted by Kadesh
Lightsnake lives in a dreamworld filled with naked palpatines[/B]

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Originally posted by xxXAcStylesXxx
What the f*ck are you talking about? You are so damn annoying I'm starting to feel its my obligation to own you in every topic you attempt to suck Bane's dick, and use this one duel where he got shitted one and try to pass it off as some big victory.

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Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
there's really no chance for Dooku here. Anakin alone is obviously too much for him, and adding in Luke, who would lose on his own, is just overkill, especially if Luke also taps into the darkside as he did with Vader.
you've never pwned me, let alone continuously, lol, tool. Talking to someone other than your sorry ass is hardly whining. Apparently you don't like people doing you like you try to do them, only difference is, we know what we're talking about. Now please, shut your hole, and go back to licking your moms bunions. !

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Originally posted by Captain REX
1. Shut up.
2. Shut up.
3. And shut up.

Now for the serious responses.

1. I dislike the whole 'You're a fanboy!' mentality. New rule in the forum- you may not accuse anybody of fanboyism, in the sense that you're trying to win the argument by accusing them thusly. That's just stupid. I'll start editting out posts and handing out warnings to those who slay it around like kids in a mud puddle. I will take it as a form of bashing.

2. You DO lie. See #3. And you've refuted canon fact too. See the Legacy thread where you declared 'Freedon Nadd is the Chosen One!' and were then promptly smashed to pieces.

3. It was Nebaris who said that, and therefore, you as well. You're not fooling anyone.

4. There was no #4, so I'm making one. Gideon, and anyone else, have every right to partake in the debates. Sorry, you don't dictate that, or anything else.

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Originally posted by Darth Sexy
hey the clown is back for more humiliation.

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Originally posted by Mr Master
Galactus at Full Power is equal to Eternity



"Perhaps the greatest Energy Source in the Universe"




This is Dr. Doom....after Absorbing Galactus's power...and Galactus's Ship.










Now go ahead and tell me Secret Wars isn't canon, so I can b*tch slap you backwards.

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Originally posted by fascistcrusader
I've heard it said on these forums that Sidious has killed off a planet like Nihilus did, that Sidious had mastered every dark side technique, and that Sidious mastered every lightsaber form. I've also heard it said George Lucas stated that he was the most powerful Sith.

I have all the quotes from the novels, soucebooks, and essential chronologies stating that he is the most powerful, but I would like to have sources for the above facts.