Originally posted by MF DELPH You're just making excuses because you can't handle all dat ass homie.
Originally posted by Starscream M dood, I can always use a strap-on...
Originally posted by psycho gundam this is probably the singe gheyest thing i've heard a man say in my life
you've balanced all of the male chauvinism in the last few pages with that
SMH
Originally posted by Starscream M why's that 'ghey'?
Originally posted by Starscream M as long as it gets the job done, why does it matter?
Originally posted by MF DELPH Smh...
Please tell me that's a muthaf*ckin hypothetical question...
Originally posted by Starscream M stop being dense. it don't matter how you get there, as long as you get there...
Originally posted by MF DELPH Muthaf*cka, how the hell are YOU getting there using a god damn inanimate object rather than your own equipment?
Originally posted by marwash22 They have the ones that you put your own junk into...
Originally posted by MF DELPH Smh...
Originally posted by marwash22 pretty much.
the only way any (hetero) dude should be anywhere near a strap-on is if he's about to have threesome and he and another girl are about to tagteam the second girl.
Originally posted by Starscream M don't knock it till you've tried it.
Originally posted by marwash22 I'll pass. Even if i was packing a toothpick, i would go the Extenze route before i ever did that.
Originally posted by MF DELPH Smh at endorsing the use of a strap on.
(no homo)
I believe this is a new forum low.
Originally posted by marwash22 I'm still trying to imagine a girl's face when he's pulls the strap-on out.
Originally posted by Starscream M haven't had any complaints so far
Originally posted by MF DELPH You'd have to have a participant to have a complaint, so it stands to reason you wouldn't have any complaints.
Originally posted by super pr*xy
really? fighting neo in the matrix is like fighting jesus in heaven..
Originally posted by marwash22
bro, i read the bible, Jesus has little to no h2h feats. At best, he's a low-level magician in Marvel or DC and his regen is shit... i mean, it took him a really long time to come back to life.
Originally posted by Placidity
Not really, feats while in human form include:
- Healing / Restoring
- Matter Manipulation
- Weather Control
- Control over Nature
- Ethereal Form
- Supremacy over Dark Forces
- Command of the Divine/Heavenly Armies (Basically puts him above Michael, i.e at the very top of the DC Universe)
- Resurrection of the Dead
- Immortality
Also about the 3 days duration, that's when he decided to come back as he foretold, not because he was regenerating.
Post-Resurrection would give him Omnipotence, Omniscience, and Omnipresence aka the maximally powerful being.
Originally posted by Mindset
Originally posted by Mindset Marwash:
Rapist Begins
The Dark Rapist
The Dark Rapist Rises
Directed, produced, written, and starring Marwash.
Originally posted by psycho gundam you'd be rape al ghul
Originally posted by Estacado Who is this badabing?
Originally posted by psycho gundam The lyin', wing flyin', 65 million years ago dyin', feather preenin', egg stealin' son of a bird