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silver_tears
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Laugh Men's Personal Ads

40-ish Really means...

52 and looking for 25-yr-old

Athletic Really means...

Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

Average looking Really means...

Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

Educated Really means...

Will always treat you like an
idiot

Free spirit Really means...

Sleeps with your sister

Friendship first Really means...

As long as friendship involves nudity

Fun Really means...

Good with a remote and a six pack

Good Looking Really means...

Arrogant

Honest Really means...

Pathological Liar

Huggable Really means...

Overweight, more body hair
than a bear

Like to cuddle Really means...

Insecure, overly dependent

Mature Really means...

Until you get to know him

Open-minded Really means...

Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested

Physically fit Really means...

I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself

Poet Really means...

Has written on a bathroom
stall

Spiritual Really means...

Once went to church with his
grandmother on Easter Sunday

Stable Really means...

Occasional stalker, but never arrested

Thoughtful Really means...

Says "Please" when demanding a beer.

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FallingBlue
Twilight of Shadow

Gender: Male
Location: California

god, your just goin crazy tonight, aintcha silver?


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silver_tears
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embarrasment im sowwy
im a little hyper wacko

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FallingBlue
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Location: California

lol, thats ok, no need to apologize


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silver_tears
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alright *runs off to post more threads evil face*

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ElmStreetChick
Ginger, the goth chick

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::bows to Silver Tears:: you are a goddess

That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time

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silver_tears
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*curtsys* why thank you big grin

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The Force
Holy Hypocrits!

Gender: Male
Location: In my reality

yep we've lost silver messed


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Don't mess with The Force, because I ownz you. -The Force

Crazy Christian all over your candy arse.

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JToTheP
Waitin for Brawl

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Location: Somewhere on the internet

confused *Tries to keep Tally of Irene's topics and loses track and rips up paper and goes to sleep*


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Another_Smithy
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Location: Ohio, U.S.

LOL. Funny bunny!


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silver_tears
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embarrasment im sorry for the threads feeling alittle crazy winkwhistle
and dont you worry i have a personal ads for woman too but that ill keep to myself wink

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The Force
Holy Hypocrits!

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Location: In my reality

no, you should post it yes


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Don't mess with The Force, because I ownz you. -The Force

Crazy Christian all over your candy arse.

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but then ull know all our tricks and such (hehehe i said tricks wink ) and we cant have that evil face

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JToTheP
Waitin for Brawl

Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere on the internet

Who says!? stick out tongue *Throws paper airplanes at Irene* We need to be the ONE set of men who can actually HAVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS! big grin ESPECIALLY ME! stick out tongue


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silver_tears
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if u stoop as low as personal ads thats jus sad sad

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JToTheP
Waitin for Brawl

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Your the one making 14 topics! stick out tongue


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silver_tears
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embarrasment well its better then bouncing off the walls at home from the sugar embarrasment
and jp if u ask nicely ill be glad to give you advice big grin

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JToTheP
Waitin for Brawl

Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere on the internet

Irene, getting advise from you, leads you to being trapped by my name, JOHN! stick out tongue


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*points and screams* HE SAID JOHN!!!! eek!eek!eek!embarrasment

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JToTheP
Waitin for Brawl

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Location: Somewhere on the internet

confused JOHN! stick out tongue


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