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DeNiro
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well i made a whole thread about jokes if u want just go and find it should be back about 5 pages but i am way to tired to think of one of my jokes tonighte
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Corran
Lucifer
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Location: Look out of your Window |
A man walks into a bar and says 'ow'..
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Nov 19th, 2003 11:57 AM |
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Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window |
You've got mine, send it and I'll solve it.
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Nov 19th, 2003 12:19 PM |
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Discos
The Discmeister
 Gender: Male
Location: Scotland |
I women runs into a police station, with all her clothes torn, and says
"I've been graped.....I've been graped!!!"
The Police officers reply
"Don't you mean raped?"
The women says
"no....there was a bunch of them"
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Nov 19th, 2003 02:06 PM |
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Friend44
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: Canada |
 Yeah, yeah, once this prosti- er - nah... Well, anyway this guy goes into a bar and there's a spitoon, then... mmmmmm - er -  nah...sorry I don't know any appropriate jokes...
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Nov 19th, 2003 06:29 PM |
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ivyem
Capt. Jack's girl
Gender: Female
Location: here |
hehe.......well whatever
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Nov 21st, 2003 01:22 AM |
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Friend44
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Canada |
Ok, let me think a little harder here. Nope, I really don't have any appropriate jokes.
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Nov 21st, 2003 09:59 AM |
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Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window |
husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, "you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast.
"The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife."Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway . . . about 15 ft. "That was great," the pro says.
"Now, take theclub out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.
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Nov 21st, 2003 10:58 AM |
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LanceWindu
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ROFL
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Nov 21st, 2003 11:13 AM |
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GroundedAgain
OTF REBEL
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dis is a rilly stupid joke but here it is:
wat's black and white-black and white-black and white- and black and white???
a peguin rolling down a hill 
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Nov 23rd, 2003 03:37 AM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
 Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Well, Neil Armstrong WALKED on the MOON, but Michael Jackson f*cks little kids.
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Nov 23rd, 2003 03:41 AM |
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Anyone got a good, but appropriate, joke?
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