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muse5
Fool of a Took
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Location: Valhalla I am Coming |
 dwarf babies
inspired greatly by the 'how do elves make love' thread, i have a new one, how do dwarves have kids, if there really aren't that many dwarf women how would dwarves have kids, would men really be able to have kids? would they 'spring out of holes in the ground' this thread is not to be confused with the thread 'dwarves' btw
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Jan 29th, 2004 08:30 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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well they do it kust like humans do
they have sex and then a dwarf baby arives some time later (the usual nine months?)
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Jan 29th, 2004 08:33 PM |
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muse5
Fool of a Took
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but wasn't there only like one dwarf woman mentioned, how would the race progress? eep!!!
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Jan 29th, 2004 08:34 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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Location: With You |
one mentioned....but not only one there
you dont have to see to believe 
im sure the dwarves were like a pack of say lions..a pride
one dominat male...one dominat female...the male...gets the dominant female and also any other female he chooses...the rest make do with what they can get
so the race would steadily progress....or just stay the same....
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Jan 29th, 2004 08:40 PM |
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muse5
Fool of a Took
Gender: Female
Location: Valhalla I am Coming |
maybe the dwarves are like pat on snl, you just can't tell
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A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time to love, a time to hate
A time for peace, I swear it’s not too late
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Jan 29th, 2004 08:45 PM |
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Flying High
Fly my Pretties Fly!!
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didnt Gimli say in the movie there are many dwarf women....but they all look like men....it's the beards adds Aragorn....i think thats it....
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Jan 29th, 2004 08:59 PM |
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shaber
schizoid
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Yes! That is what is stomach turning! 
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Jan 29th, 2004 11:49 PM |
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Kitoky
Starting Anew
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*imagines* Wow that's more disturbing then the Elven babies one......
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Jan 30th, 2004 12:22 AM |
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orlandoOYEA
Since When?
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Location: Maryland |
*pukes in nearby bucket* oh lord
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Jan 30th, 2004 12:33 AM |
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manny321
Haradrim Elephant Rider
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well two dawrves do it all night and 9 months later, for elves they do it then have a baby 500 years latter  somebody asked me about orcs
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Jan 30th, 2004 12:49 AM |
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shaber
schizoid
Gender: Male
Location: Miragia |
Men can become compatible with orcs after a few generations of serving a devil (Melkor/Morgoth or Sauron).
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Jan 30th, 2004 02:54 AM |
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pinksuezo
I'm not that new!
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that joke about dwarf women having beards is a movie-only (most likely) nod to dungeons and dragons, which has bearded dwarf women in one of its worlds.
i dont like that they put it in the movie.
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Jan 30th, 2004 03:57 AM |
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Smodden
Keyblade Chosen
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Location: The Darkness |
um sory it IS in the book it's in the appendices(s?)
this is a very disturbing topic
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