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Bomb Iraq song!: no OFFENSE INTENDED!
disclaimer: realize that this is intended as a joke, and dos not reflect my views of Iraq
(Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands")
BOMB IRAQ !
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.
So! here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
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Due to cat's embarrasment, this qoute has been removed.
BTW- Not actually Tired Hiker 
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lol
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SlipknoT
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 , actually I didnt read it
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lol
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WanderingDroid
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let it download so you can hear the actual song.
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ll its funny cos its true
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LOL, that's awesome and creative.
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OMG this is so damn funny!!!!!!!!!
silver's is good too: "Yakkety yak!!!!!!"
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lol!!! When I first heard I was cracking up even after all this time is still funny to me.
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i heard this one parody song making fun of paris
"Paris was naughty not nice... Santa pleasured her more than twice!"
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Dirty Vader
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They made a song about that guy Comical Ali, the guy who pretended that Iraq were winning the war in the news.
That guy was the best!!!!!
"The americans are bein slaughtered at the gates of Bagdad"
"We are pushing the invaders back"
Oi mate, we're already in Bagdad you muppet. lol
HE WAS GREAT!!!
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