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Laugh In hysterics! almost wet myself!

It's kind of one of those things and you had to be there but I'll tell you anyway. Today we went on this school trip and the last stop was this house from hundreds of years ago. So the class my class went with were mixed with us and we went around in small groups with tour guides. Anyway, whenever the woman (who was old and yuck) would say something this chick would go 'Oh true' or 'true story!' then we got to this set of drawers and the woman said that there was a secret drawer up top where you could store all you secret stuff then this guy goes 'Drugs' then we started laughing and stuff. She got really annoyed and said that kids of today were idiots and she was glad she didn't teach us. We got to this kitchen were we were going to make pancakes and the woman was showing us irons to iron clothes with. Some guy picked one up and the woman through a fit and grabbed it off him then slammed it on the table and told him to leave, she said we were the worst group she had ever had and she wouldn't let us make pancakes. When we got to this other kitchen there were sugar squares and valcum cleaners. The woman showed us the sugar things and this girl asked if we could have one and the lady said 'if you want to die because they're really old' then the girl was like oh shit! because she licked one before. I wasn't really listening to the next bit but either the woman was talking about the sugar things and that if you ate them then you'd die coz they were so old then the girl joked and goes 'aw is that how they died?' (refering to the people that use to live there) or the woman was talking abour how the kids used the valcum cleaner then the girl said it. What they said was so funny that I was in hysterics and crying of laughter laughing out loud

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i saw the word pancake in that mess, it must be funny thumb up


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you guyz should read the entire post...its funny but it would be more funny if we were there.


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Re: In hysterics! almost wet myself!

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It's kind of one of those things and you had to be there but I'll tell you anyway. Today we went on this school trip and the last stop was this house from hundreds of years ago. So the class my class went with were mixed with us and we went around in small groups with tour guides. Anyway, whenever the woman (who was old and yuck) would say something this chick would go 'Oh true' or 'true story!' then we got to this set of drawers and the woman said that there was a secret drawer up top where you could store all you secret stuff then this guy goes 'Drugs' then we started laughing and stuff. She got really annoyed and said that kids of today were idiots and she was glad she didn't teach us. We got to this kitchen were we were going to make pancakes and the woman was showing us irons to iron clothes with. Some guy picked one up and the woman through a fit and grabbed it off him then slammed it on the table and told him to leave, she said we were the worst group she had ever had and she wouldn't let us make pancakes. When we got to this other kitchen there were sugar squares and valcum cleaners. The woman showed us the sugar things and this girl asked if we could have one and the lady said 'if you want to die because they're really old' then the girl was like oh shit! because she licked one before. I wasn't really listening to the next bit but either the woman was talking about the sugar things and that if you ate them then you'd die coz they were so old then the girl joked and goes 'aw is that how they died?' (refering to the people that use to live there) or the woman was talking abour how the kids used the valcum cleaner then the girl said it. What they said was so funny that I was in hysterics and crying of laughter laughing out loud


Can you put paragraphs in their next time please, its simply unreadable trying to read each word so close together. sad


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How lovely, and every tour guide says each group is the worst they ever had stick out tongue

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Just read the damn thing! laughing

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I like Gorillazno expression

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Eventually a teacher came in and told us to stop stuffing around.

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no offense but you guys were rude to her. your were touring a peice of history and were not one bit interested..thats just wrong.

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monkey? i knew you backstabbed the red heads

but why the emu's

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Come on Raven, it wasn't me, just these other people, and it was REALLY boring!

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laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud


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sounds like the kinda thing my grade would do


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